KID GAMES
Dodging Big Blue Balls
PE was never more fun than when everyone’s balls were flying
Every kid shouted for joy as the PE teachers emerged with their ball sacks.
Dodge balls day!
Blue balls and red balls.
Out in the open, flying everywhere.
Balls smacking students in the face.
Balls pelted recklessly against the wall.
Students fight to grab each other’s balls.
Students chase each other with their balls exposed fearlessly.
Students slyly use their balls to knock another person’s balls from their hands.
Daring Daniel always dangling two balls in front of the other team.
Caressing his balls, pondering where he should play with his balls next.
Balls caught in the most unusual position.
Balls rammed at students’ backside when they least expected it.
Then one day, the unspeakable occurred.
One teacher was in utter distress.
He shouted,
“What happened to my blue balls?”
“Sounds like a personal problem,” shouted Lenny, the class clown.
We all roared and laughed.
We were having such fun playing with everyone’s balls.
Hope you had a ball reading this ballsy story.
Trying not to dodge any of my peeps: Scot Butwell, Kristine Laco, Adelina Vasile, Michael Burg, MD (AKA Medium Michael Burg), Lu Skerdoo, Klara Jane Holloway, Sreese, Evon, Alicia Domínguez, Alison Levine, Victoria Valentine, Ning Choi, Susan Wheelock, MarkfromBoston 🌻Ukraine, Ruby Lee, Deborah Camp Mary Chang Story Writer, Jane Kelley, The Sober Vegan Yogi, Janet Meisel, Diana Meresc.
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