Doctor Funny “Graces” Some New Writers With Poems in Their Honor
Limericks is poems too, is not, is too, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Talk about ur COVID-19 kilos and extra baggage from being desk-bound for two years!
Doctor Funny is absolutely bloated with new writers.
In “honor” of that fact, the good Doctor Funny scrambled about in its haphazardly arranged records and picked a few of the new at random to torture with limericks.
If you’re feeling left out, hit Doctor Funny with your name and a likely limerick line or two and someone at the pub will mount the exam table, drop trou, don a too-short gown and favor the world with a view of you too, expressed by a limerick or something.
Mysterious Witt
There once lived Mysterious Witt Born with a name that’s a hit Read from the Torah Of all things Gomorrah Then said “if you sin, that is it”
See this:
You’ll see what I mean.
KiKi Walter
Kiki does memoir so fine She often hasn’t the time To go trippin’ balls All down the halls But kicking, that’s where she’ll outshine
See!
Ginger Cook
The Ginger’s so spicy, you’ll see She writes about sex, one, two, three All at her house With her friend the louse Who comes with a-lac-rit-y
Ya see what I mean!
OK now, the rest uh ya noooobs, hit us with ur best shots, or lines or whatever and we’ll do something nice for you too or maybe just write stoopid “poems” about you. Oh, and welcome to the club.
More newbies and the newbie-ish:
Elizabeth Emerald * Will Hull * Janet Meisel * Edward John * Kristen Haveman * TC Hails * Krystal Mossbarger * P. L. Goaway * Frank T Bird * Raine Lore * Gunner Barrett * Sally Prag * Oscar Rhea * Don Drewniak * Deborah Camp * Crystal A. Walker * Adelia Ritchie * Gaurav Jain * Dr. Deborah M. Vereen-Family Engagement Influencer
