Do you think some writers know how unintentionally funny they are?
Because we have the same warped sense of humor, my buddy Sydney Duke Richey shared a story from a writer here who “gained sexual empowerment” through “interfering with herself,” as those kooky Irish folks say.
She “came” to masturbation late in life. (Get that?) It took some hands-on labor, but she “came” to love it so much that she dumped her inadequate hubby, who didn’t know his ass from a pussy.
There’s more! She started getting off for random men on the Internet! Yes, that’s a thing!
Here’s a nugget:
“Turning them on turned me on. Them getting hard off of shots of my huge tits made me feel sexually empowered.”
Yowza! You go, girl!
Wait. Does that mean we women must have huge tits to turn men on?
What a story. That’s a “challenge” winner, right there.