Do You Suffer from Writer’s Interruptus?

You are building momentum. The words are flying through your imagination at the near speed of light. Your fingers dance across the keyboard like a tarantula on hot coals. You smile, watching each word flash across your computer screen.

You think, “ Shakespeare, Fitzgerald, Wolfe, Wilde eat your heart out.”

Just when you are at that climactic moment. The moment when your brilliance is about to shine upon the world. That perfect phrase or that precise word is on the tip of your fingers. Then SOMEONE dares to interrupt you.

Do they not see that genius is at work? That their little indiscretion could have earth-shattering consequences? You were on the verge of giving birth to the perfect world-transforming prose. How dare they?

You take a deep breath, crush the impulse to:

But is violence truly the answer? Besides, you might get GFR and blood splatter all over your new MacBook Pro.

You weep uncontrollably. “Why me? Why?”

Puzzled, The Interruptus stares at you.

Finally, the interruptus says, “Blah ba blah blah blah.”

You can’t hear them because the stress popped a vessel. Blood is pouring out your eyes and ears.

They don’t understand the folly of their actions. They don’t realize you were making history-blazing a new trail on the writer’s journey.

Forgive them; you must.

How do you keep the interruptus from interrupting your monumental work? You think, “I could live in the solitude of a cave.”

Then there is the problem of a good WiFi signal. Besides, what about the bats, bugs, slithery things, and immediate access to coffee refills?

A group of really, really smart people have come up with the perfect solution.

Yes, finally, WriteSmart Inc. has designed the Writer’s Helmet. Wear this helmet during all writing sessions. Whether at home, the library, or your favorite coffee shop, the Writer’s Helmut is guaranteed to keep the interrupters at bay.

Designed with new groundbreaking technology, A team of WriteSmart scientists and a medium retrieved two drops and replicated the Grim Reaper’s aura. Each helmut contains one photon of this dark energy.

Place the Helmut on your head, turn on the power button, and your interruptus worries are over. People will avoid you like death. WriteSmart guarantees at least a ten-foot berth or moneyback.

The helmet comes in multiple colors and sizes. Included are the Writer’s Gloves. The gloves provide no added value but look really cool.

Sold at all Dewey Cheatem store locations.