Do Not Enter, the Devil Decreed
October Daily Prompt

I approach the door, but stop in my tracks at the warning.
A DO NOT ENTER sign is meant to be a deterrent. I’m a good citizen and someone in charge clearly doesn’t want me in this building. If there’s a sign, there must be a reason, right? I’m sure the people behind this sign know what’s up. Perhaps it’s a military thing. Or maybe the President ordered it. Surely our government, who loves us and wants nothing more than to ensure the populace is full of happy and healthy and safe individuals, would never post a sign on any door for any reason other than to keep us out of harm’s way. Anything else would be preposterous. Unconstitutional. Pure evil.
This sign is here for the greater good.
I look at it again, colorful and shiny, its lettering deeply indented. I trace the D and O with a hesitant finger, then snatch my hand back before I’m caught. I begin to feel uneasy. I touch the edge and run my fingertip along the bottom, the coolness of the metal oddly pleasant. I find this sign inexplicably appealing, yet I feel a gnawing anxiety growing within my stomach. It’s too dark. I glance around me, at the nearly empty parking lot and toward the neat, tree-lined street. I begin to wish I hadn’t eaten that third gummy.
I close my eyes and a devil face appears, monstrous and red, although he’s wearing a natty suit. Where did the Devil get a suit like that? His eyes, with slit, snaky pupils, bore into mine, and suddenly I know that he knows I know what’s going on behind that sign. Even though I don’t know. I take a deep, shuddering breath. The problem of course is that if he knows I know he knows, then everyone knows, even if I don’t really know. My eyes fly open. I have to get in there. To save the world.
The Devil decreed it.
I freeze. Someone behind me is whispering. I tilt my head to the side, trying to make out the words, but they sound like gibberish. The whispers swell into yowls that ebb and flow. The cadence is off, but it’s still kind of musical. I sway awkwardly to the tune as it grows louder.
“Whahefekdewin — goneith — CLOZEnmmss — finchcoolariNAWWWwww*”
A flush of panic races through me, and I flap my body around clumsily, stumbling over my own feet before strong arms catch me. I look up, trying to focus but having severe difficulty — my eyeball tracking is off somehow.
Back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.
The arms give me a steadying little shake, then one hand slips beneath my chin and raises my face to his. Blue eyes are watching me with amused exasperation. My own zero in on them, and the pupillary fluttering stops.
Suddenly, I remember where I am. It all makes sense now! I glance behind me at the sign, which is no longer deterring me, and we go inside together without being stopped or questioned or detained or eternally damned.
As we approach the counter, I vow to never, ever eat the third gummy again.

*Translation: “What the fuck are you doing? Go in already! They’re going to close in five minutes! I need a French Cruller right now!”
“Hello October! Daily Prompts” #2: The door says, Do Not Enter! What do you do? Thank you Karen Schwartz for this fun prompt!

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