Do I Have Big Dick Energy?
‘Big dick energy’ has become a popular term on social media in the last few years. It’s become the pseudo term for ‘alpha male’, another overused phrase about the size and quality of your manhood.
But what is the equivalent for women? Is there one? Big clit energy? And — do I have it?
What is Big Dick Energy?
For those unfamiliar with BDE, it has been defined…by actual dictionaries. It even made it to Collins Dictionary, which describes it as:
NOUN vulgar, slang the attractive aura exuded by a person who has understated but unshakeable self-confidence
The Collins Dictionary, as usual, took the high road in defining this vulgar term. But you clicked on this headline, so you are probably here for the vulgarity. Let’s head to the real definition of new internet terms, the always illustrious and esteemed publication: Urban Dictionary.
Urban Dictionary defines Big Dick Energy as:
The loud and boisterous energy emitted by someone who has a colossal phallus and doesn’t have to tell anyone about it. The energy speaks for itself. The Big Dick tells it’s own story. Everyone strives for big dick energy. Only few possess such a gift. People with big dick energy possess qualities such as leadership, kindness, positivity towards others, great humor, and a “dont fuck with me” aura. Great hair too.
Wow! Look, there goes Brian with that big dick energy. He is unstoppable.
Hmm, so BDE is all about being so confident that you are unfuckwithable; the confidence that can apparently only come from a man that has a colossal willy.
You may have noticed that both definitions refer to ‘people’ or ‘someone’. It turns out that it can be used for women too, however, it just somehow doesn’t have the same oomph. Perhaps we need to coin one for penis-less individuals.
Big Clit Energy? I think that may be too crude for many to use because the female anatomy seems to be more taboo than dicks. Big Tit Energy? I think this one might be more suited. Women with big boobies seem (to me) to have more confidence than their itty-bitty-titty-committee (I’m their chairperson) counterparts.
Since my committee position might disqualify me from having BTE, I suppose for now I’ll just stick with BDE.
So — Do I Have Big Dick Energy?
Do I have unshakable self-confidence? Well, for me confidence is a spectrum. If you ask me if I think I’m beautiful — I’d say I’m average. Lookswise I am probably around a 5, but I’m definitely at least a Walmart 6. I’m assuming Victoria's Secret models have their food and basics delivered.
Other things however I am very confident in. I am very confident about being a good person, an excellent writer, funny (my mom said so), and intelligent. Does being on a spectrum of confidence qualify as “understated”? Do you have to be confident about everything overall? Or is this a Walmart scale, with a bell curve?
I suppose I’ll settle on having Medium Dick Energy. This sounds like what someone with Medium Dick Energy would indeed say.