100 words
Divine Retribution
Thrifty Words 100 Challenge #12: Fiat

God’s advisors were concerned.
“Humans don’t sacrifice their kids to us anymore,” Gabriel grumbled.
“We haven’t burnt any bushes for millennia,” Michael murmured.
“All he does is watch Netflix all day,” Raphael replied.
“Or swipe on Tinder. We sure ain’t getting another virgin birth that way,” Joel jested.
Lucifer looked around. “So, we’re in agreement?”
The advisors shared uneasy looks.
“There is precedent.” Urial unfolded a scroll. “Utnapishtim’s flood. Chicxulub. Gomorrah.”
The advisors approached God with their plan.
“I am pissed The Office is gone,” God griped. “Send in one of the Horsemen. We’ll save the rest for season two.”
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