Did you fill out the online application or the paper one? We lost both, but the paper ones might still be in the dumpster.
You definitely have a position. The good news is that you get a top bunk in the cranberry house dormitory. The bad news is that one of your roommates is the Swede. Really, he’s not that bad when he’s sober. When you get here I can give you a few tips for how to “de-escalate” situations so that you don’t have night terrors in the fall.
Make sure you bring bug spray and your listicle ideas. I’m also thinking about doing a “bad ink” issue. How would you feel about having Mt. Rushmore tattooed on your inner thighs… you know half on one side, half on the other? I think it would make a good cover for the blog.