Dick Pics Are Over — Send These Instead

4 great ways to show what you’re packing

Dick pics are really exciting at first, but it doesn’t take long before they get a little boring.

I don’t mean the ones that random dudes try to send me. Those are just obnoxious.

I’m talking about getting some from a guy I like.

Someone I’m crushing on. Maybe someone I’m flirting with. Or just someone I’m getting to know — and would like to know just a little bit more.

Then I’m all about it. I’m a nosy gal. I want to see what these guys are hiding under those bulges.

And if things start getting steamy, my curiosity goes through the roof.

I learned that the hard way with a guy I crushed on way too hard. Our text exchanges didn’t last all that long, but they got flirty and dirty real quick. I was swapping embarrassingly filthy texts with him. I even dipped my toes into phone sex so I could get off even harder with him.

All I was missing was a visual aid.

I masturbated to the thought of him so often, I practically wore myself raw. But I had no idea what he looked like. His face, sure. But his rod was a total mystery.

I asked if I could see it, but no dice. I didn’t get to have a peek at his package.

Which was fine, of course. Just a wee bit disappointing. I was more than ready to flash him. He could’ve traded a glimpse at his stiffy for a few pics of what I’m hiding in my undies. If he asked nicely enough, I probably would’ve gotten on all fours for a bent-over butt shot he could beat off to.

But it never happened. He didn’t want to hang dong, so I had to keep using my imagination like some old timey farm girl.

That actually surprised me a bit. Because the guy I had messed around with before him was the complete opposite.

He didn’t keep his junk under wraps at all. He took more photos of it than I take of my cats. And he shared several with me.

They honestly kind of blew my mind. It’s not even fair to call them dick pics — they were more like dick portraits. Creative, artsy, well-composed — the guy knew how to make his stuff look good.

But even those lost their magic after a while. I saw his shaft from so many angles that every detail of it is still vividly encoded in my memory.

It felt like there was something missing, though. Eventually, I figured out what that was.

If you’re sexting heavily and exchanging dirty DMs with someone who’d like to see what you’re packing, you could send a basic pic. It’s better than nothing, that’s for sure. I’ve had nothing and it’s not ideal.

But you can do so much better than that.

For one thing, there are a lot of ways to make those pics look better.

Context is huge. Not putting something next to your manhood for a size comparison — that’s a little much. But like, showing more than just your package.

Just a photo of your hard-on is fine, but it’s not nearly as sexy as a photo of you with your hard-on exposed. Like a full body shot with it showing. At least something with abs and forearms. That’s way more appealing than zooming in on your shaft until there’s not much else in the shot.

Good lighting, a decent angle, and a clear background all make a difference too.

But if you really want to wow her and turn her on, you’ll need more than just a static photo. To get her really excited, you’ll have to send her an action shot.

Specifically, one of these four.

Grip It

Seeing what a guy is packing is really hot.

Hands are hot too. Hotter, honestly.

Combine the two and you’ll have her biting her lip at your pic.

It’s not that unusual to see a dick pic with a hand in it. But usually, it’s just there to prop it up. It’s a couple of fingers at the base to make it strike the right pose.

That’s not bad. But you’ll get a better reaction if you wrap your hand around the shaft and grip it.

You don’t have to squeeze the life out of it or anything. Just tight enough that your hand has to flex a bit.

It’s going to make your hand look stronger, which is very attractive. It’s going to help her picture you stroking off, which is great too. It’s going to make her feel like she’s watching you do something to yourself, which is way more arousing than seeing it standing stiff and still.

So, go ahead and choke your chicken. It’ll get her imagination going.

Drop It

Grip pics are great. Love’em. Fantastic stuff.

But if you want to make a great impression with your rod, you should take a video of it instead.

Nothing long — you don’t have to film a porn scene for her. Just a short clip so she can see it in all its glory.

And one of the best ways to show it in motion is by sending her a dick drop.

There are different versions of this, but they all follow a basic formula.

Start with it covered. With your pants, your underwear, a towel, the edge of a blanket — whatever.

Make sure it’s hard, or at least chubby enough that it has a little heft to it. Then, slowly uncover it.

When it’s time for the final reveal, either let it drop or make it pop. It should spring out from your underwear or flop out from under the blanket — like a jack in the box that’s been cranked free.

If you do it right, a drop has everything.

A slow, teasing building that makes it feel really playful. A few moments of half-exposed shaft to intensify her curiosity. A thrilling reveal at the end, with a bit of bounce that makes it look lively.

It’s almost impossible to resist a good drop. You just can’t look away until you’ve seen it bounce out and do its little dance.

If you want her eyes riveted on you, that’s the way to go.

Stroke It

If you want a more traditional approach, you can take a video of you stroking instead.

It’s a lot more straightforward, but still really effective. And it’s even better than a grip pic at showing off your hand and what it can do.

You can pick any angle you want for it — whichever you think makes it look its best. You can decide how much of your body to show, but more is usually better. And you can go for however long you want — though short and sweet tends to be best when you’re just getting each other worked up.

But there are a few things that will make it much hotter.

One is the speed. A really slow stroke can be nice and sensual. Jacking it hard is more intense and animalistic. Both of those are good, but somewhere in the middle is usually better. Fast enough that it looks like you’re really feeling yourself, but not so quick that it’s tough to really take in the motions.

Another is lube. Your hard-on will look better when it’s all slick and wet. It makes the stroking look extra pleasurable. And it makes it look like you’re ready to slide right inside her.

And the most important one is to make some sound while you’re doing it. Let out a moan or two. Groan a bit.

When she plays that video, she shouldn’t just see you quietly playing with yourself. She should hear how good it feels.

Those sounds make all the difference. They’re going to make your video so hot she’ll probably play it on a loop.

Blast It

Touching yourself while groaning conveys a whole lot of pleasure. But nothing does that better than a full-blown climax.

Yep, I’m talking about nutting vids with the sound on.

It’s not always the right option. If you’re just teasing each other, it might be a little early to send her a video of you spunking. If you’re trying to work each other up until it escalates to something more, blowing your load kind of defeats the purpose.

But if she just wants something dirty, then it totally works. If she wants something to get her in the mood so she can touch herself to the thought of you, it can do the trick too. And if she wants proof that she turned you on, showing her your climax will definitely check that box.

A video of you finishing yourself off is a great way to satisfy her curiosity. Everyone comes differently, and that’s part of the fun.

Watching someone make a mess of themselves is also really entertaining. Seeing a hand getting covered in sticky come. Watching them blast all over their stomach. Staring at it while it shoots out wherever it wants.

It’s a great show.

And it’s another one she’ll want to watch with the sound on. The grunting, the groaning, the strain in your breathing — she’ll want to hear all of it.

Filming a good video of yourself coming is kind of tricky, and you might only get one shot at getting right.

It’s a bit of a challenge, but it’s totally worth it. You’ll get to come. She’ll get turned on. What’s not to love?

Give Her Something Special

Dick pics are run of the mill now. Most women have seen way more than their fair share of them.

So when she asks to see your stuff, you could be another guy sending her a photo of it doing nothing in particular. Or you could stand out by showing her what it looks like in action.

It will be way hotter than the static shot she’s expecting.

It will help her fantasize about all the things she wants to do to it— and have it do to her.

And it will be arousing as hell — especially if you turn the mic on.

Dicks are great on their own, but they’re way more enticing when you can see them in action. So don’t just show her what you’re packing— show her what it can do.

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