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Sure, youâre thinking itâs childâs-play. Thereâs no real scratch involved here. Well, youâre wrong! Iâm here to tell you.
You can make some serious coin â some good $$ â working as a news carrier.
How can I say that definitively? Well, I did it. For more than a few months.
FYI:
That stack of seven newspaper bundles in the lead-in photo above is both a danger and an $$ accident waiting to happen, Iâm telling ya. I also used to help my manager friends at the pick-up drop-sites.
Only the fool-hardy stacked higher than six bundles. Anything higher was a tipping hazard if bumped. On windy or wet nights, once a bundle was âunstrappedâ you didnât want to lose papers either.
I have seen stacks of 8 or 10. They donât do it anymore though âŚ.
The Money
Revenue
My revenue each month â before expenses â averaged out to CND$2300. Later on, that amount would become $2600, due to route changes.
Now to be exact, I was doing three large routes each night, 7 nights a week, every month, for four months. The hours had me working at nights and all routes had to be done by 6am Monday through Friday; 7am on weekends. The only night I would get off each month would be if the following day was a statutory holiday when papers would not be delivered.
Expenses
Notice the revenue amount. I was able to live comfortably off that â initially â even with the vehicle expenses I incurred doing the job. Here is a general break-down of vehicle expensesâ no pun intended:
- Vehicle Carrier Insurance â add $60 to most monthly plans where I live;
- Fuel â this could add up, since I drove 100km round-trip each night, after leaving home to go engage in the work and return home;
- Regular oil & lube service;
- Road-side Assistance coverage, i.e. CAA â the Canadian version of âTriple Aâ for you Americans; and,
- Vehicle maintenance.
Profit
Generally, after expenses were paid, when I initially used my Toyota 4Runner, on the first set of three âin-townâ routes I did for the distributor, I calculated that my take-home profit averaged out to $1600 a month from that $2300. Yeah; $700 a month, was my expenses. Want to know why?
Fuel & Vehicle maintenance
- My fuel expenses cost me, initially, $80 to fill a tank â every five nights. Yes; every 5 nights! Multiply that by 6 on average for a month and Iâm in the hole for $480 a month fuel cost.
- I didnât do my own oil & lube service â add $100 a month for the deluxe package at my trusted mechanic;
- So, from $700 a month, Iâm left with $120 as a buffer. Thing is, vehicles wear fast in this kind of job I found out the hard way, even though my 4Runner was quite hardy. However, it still needed a new set of brake pads every 3 months, and I didnât know mine were going to need a set until a month into the job. Luckily not my tires needed replacing on this vehicle. Oh, but I digress.
But there is something I need to mention about that money, whether you look at it as $2300 or $1600.
Commitment
A news carrier has to be at their drop site after the distributorâs delivery van drops every carriersâ bundles of papers off. All the papers get picked up by a carrier for delivery each night, typically starting near 11:30pm but sometimes the papers get delivered late. Remember, a carrier has until 6am to deliver all their papers. For some itâs not a big deal. But when you cover a large distance or number of routes, like I, my managers or other select carriers, some can be hard pressed to complete within the time frame. But itâs not a biggie. If we knew we were going be late, we just phoned our drop site manager 30 minutes prior to deadline for an âholdâ extension.
Did I note, on average for 6 hours each night, 7 nights a week for an entire month; let me just say the hours total to 180 hours in a month. This is where I want to note mostly the advantages to the income and hours worked:
- DO NOT look at this work as being paid an hourly rate. If you do, youâll likely think about quitting within the first night or week. This is bulk delivery and that is how carriers get paid. If you think about the equivalent hourly rate, go work for McDonalds where youâre guaranteed a minimum wage of $15 an hour. But âŚ, youâll suffer deductions on your pay stub.
- This is a job that typically pays direct cash to you monthly, no deductions. If anything you get bonuses in the way of rate allowances, fuel subsidy, etc. Carriers get the option of receiving their pay by email money transfer (EMT) or cheque, and possibly another method but I donât recall it. EMTs typically were the most common. There is no âemployerâ direct deposit method or deduction system to be set up. You are paid as a contractor a lump sum for each length of time you work and payment is monthly.
- The faster you get the job done, the faster you go home. Technically, then, you increase your rate.
- If you can do one 3 hour route in 2 hours, then maybe take on a second. Increase your gross revenueâŚ.
- Only use a small âbeaterâ car that you can drive into the ground that gets awesome fuel mileage. Youâll find itâs more cost effective this way. In fact, Iâll provide a tip.
TIP:
When doing deliveries, choose a beater car and look for the best used car around for about $1000 to no more than $2000. If you look for âstandardâ stick shifts, guaranteed you will likely find many economy cars closer to the $1000 mark that are used. Just ensure the tires are good and get the brakes done immediately. Oh, plus, always have a Vehicle Pre-Buy Inspection completed prior to purchase, unless you believe you know what youâre getting. Then, since most full brake jobs, front and back together , will cost you about $1000 â $500 each â after youâve driven the car for likely 3 to 4 months before needing another set of brakes, itâs your choice but I recommend getting rid of the car. Besides, you may risk having clutch problems.
- I speak from experience in this last tip.
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