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Summary

The article debates whether there are more doors or wheels in the world, concluding that wheels outnumber doors when considering all forms of wheels, but doors may outnumber wheels if only counting those for human transport and walk-through doors.

Abstract

The internet is buzzing with a peculiar debate: are there more doors or wheels in the world? The article delves into this viral discussion, sparked by a tweet from Ryan Nixon. It provides a detailed analysis, defining what constitutes a wheel and a door. The author argues that wheels are more numerous, given their presence in toys, appliances, vehicles, and machinery, often with multiple wheels per item. For instance, LEGO alone produces over 300 million wheels annually, and Hotwheels adds another 1 billion wheels to the count. However, when the scope is narrowed to only consider doors that can be walked through and wheels used for human transport, the balance might shift in favor of doors. The article also reflects on the human tendency to engage in pointless debates and encourages readers to start their own blogs with Bluehost if they wish to earn money.

Opinions

  • The author believes that wheels outnumber doors significantly when all types of wheels are considered.
  • The article suggests that the debate itself is a form of harmless internet entertainment, highlighting humanity's penchant for engaging in trivial discussions.
  • The author provides a nuanced view, acknowledging that doors could potentially outnumber wheels if the definitions are limited to human-scale transport and walk-through doors.
  • There is a playful tone in the article, with the author poking fun at the intensity of the online debate and the participants' conviction in their positions.
  • The author indirectly promotes blogging with Bluehost as a means to capitalize on internet trends and debates.
  • The conclusion is presented with a touch of humor, leaving the reader to decide based on the provided evidence and encouraging them to explore more of the author's work for a laugh or to support the author's writing by becoming a Medium member.

Debate: Are There More Doors or Wheels in the World? (Solved)

The question that is rocking the internet right now

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Are There More Doors or Wheels in the World? (SOLVED)

The world is afire with the question, “Are there more doors or wheels in the world?”

After lots of thought and research, here is the best answer:

There are more wheels than doors in the world if you include all possible forms of physical wheels, such as the wheels on toy cars, vacuums, and office chairs. There are more doors than wheels if you include only doors that you can walk through and only wheels used for human transport.

In this article, I want to break down these answers in detail.

Why? Because, as humans, it is our God-given right to chase pointless internet rabbit holes ad nauseam.

Note: If you want to make $2000+ every month, then I recommend you start your own blog with Bluehost.

Doors or Wheels: A Quick Summary of How the Argument Started

The entire viral “controversy” started from a tweet by Ryan Nixon:

Screenshot by author — Source: Ryan Nixon on Twitter

As you can see by the 5K retweets, 4K quotes, and 19K likes, the tweet triggered a friendly firestorm of responses.

Answered: This Is Why There Are Absolutely More Wheels Than Doors in the World

First, let’s define a physical wheel and a physical door.

  • Wheel — Anything that can be thought of as a physical wheel is considered a wheel (wheels for transportation, toy wheels, wheels on appliances, shopping carts, wheels within machines, etc).
  • Door — Anything that can be thought of as a physical door is considered a door (car door, house door, cabinet door, locker door, etc).

There are more physical wheels than doors because there are more objects in the world that include wheels than those that include doors. The objects that have wheels usually possess multiple wheels.

For example, LEGO is the largest manufacturer of wheels in the world.

Here are some staggering numbers:

  • LEGO makes approximately 300+ million wheels per year.
  • 500 million Hotwheels are also made each year. Each Hotwheel has at least 2 wheels and usually 4 wheels (at 2 wheels apiece, we get 1 billion wheels).

Assuming just two wheels, we are already at 1.3 billion…per year. The number with four wheels is probably unnecessary at this point.

Almost every vehicle that exists includes at least one wheel (and usually multiple wheels).

Wheels are found on toys, appliances, vehicles, office equipment, and inside of machines — not to mention all sorts of other items and devices. To be fair, doors are also found almost everywhere throughout the world.

Many vehicles come with four main doors but not every vehicle has doors.

Bikes, unicycles, skates, and rollerblades all have wheels. Even Wheelie shoes have wheels. Painted doors that don’t actually open or close do not count as doors. If toy car doors do open, then they count.

Every house has multiple doors. Apartment buildings and office buildings have dozens, hundreds, or even thousands of doors. Each house and office also includes an even greater number of wheels.

For example:

  • Toys
  • Chairs with wheels
  • Wheels within machines and technology
  • Wheeled carts and trays
  • Wheels on appliances
  • Wheelbarrows
  • Lawnmowers

If you include even more forms of wheels, like those within machines, wheels clearly come out on top.

The conclusion: Wheels outnumber doors in the physical world.

Why There Are More Doors Than Wheels if We Limit the Definitions

However, if we limit the discussion to only doors that you can walk through and only wheels for transport, the argument shifts gears. This time, doors most likely win out over wheels.

Even then, I’m not so sure.

However, this definition removes all toys from the equation. Also, machine parts, wheels on appliances, and office equipment are all off the table.

A door, however, is still a door.

The majority of doors are intended for people to walk through, while only a percentage of wheels are intended for use with a human-sized vehicle.

Said differently, there are types of transport that don’t require wheels.

For example, under the constraints of the definition, boats don’t have wheels. But many do feature doors. While there are also many types of wheeled transport, such as cars, buses, and trains, most of these also possess doors.

Even if we include all forms of transport that use wheels, such as bicycles and skateboards, there are still many more doors in houses, offices, and other buildings. Even rudimentary structures in third-world countries have doors.

In conclusion, with a more literal and limited definition, there are more doors than wheels.

Final Thoughts

My favorite part of this debate is reading the endless tweet battles.

Most tweets and subtweets say basically the same thing, “I guess you didn’t think about X moron.” Everyone thinks they are right and will defend their rightness to death.

Like Ryan Nixon and his mates, I’m here for it.

If you think there are more doors, check out my list of funny articles.

But if you are on the correct side of knowledge and holiness, and know in your heart that there are more wheels in the world, you may want to support my writing. You can join Medium as a member. If you do, I’ll get a small portion of your fee. Thank you!

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