Dear Prime Minister Johnson,

I hope you are well, considering the shambles of the easing of lockdown and half the country descending on Bournemouth beach on the same day.

For your reference, the above photo is what the beach should have looked like. This a work of satire.

Maybe you also have a plan to travel the land, shaking everyone’s hands and setting a grand example to your fellow businessmen.

Perhaps, to you, Bournemouth and handshaking could be thought of as a success, for your ultimate plan of killing off tens of thousands more vulnerable, poverty-stricken, and blacks in particular.

Are you and your cabinet also planning to meet the elderly in care homes? They are, after all, the folks who remember the good old days before the robbing EU started asking for more and more money from the UK coffers. That was a lie, wasn’t it?

Did the EU give nothing in return? How about the £3.96 million Fund for European Aid to the Most Deprived in 2017? Lost because nobody could think of a way to spend it. Nobody? Seriously?

I wager Nicola Sturgeon could have. And if she personally couldn’t, she’d have asked experts in the field. She could have trialled universal basic income with the terminally impoverished families whose children were starving over the summer holidays when there were no school dinners.

While on the subject of nutrition, food banks must be abolished. Shame on you and your kind for thinking the indignity of going to a food bank was acceptable for anyone to be forced to do.

Everyone in the UK must have enough to cover the basics. Did you do your due diligence on Universal Basic Income or did you just make up the reason to dismiss it? Based on what evidence? Did you read the results of the Finnish UBI trial?

You do know the UK has a colossal mental-health problem that is preventing workers from being useful members of your compliant workforce, don't you? I’m loath to think of this national impairment impacting your precious economy for your and your friends’ pockets,

You could also abolish Job Centres and spare all those people employed there the indignity of being able to do very little for so many people.

It is men, greedy white men like you, who want to trample over the lazy minimum wage workers, ideally with a whip in hand to show them who’s boss.

Paying lip service during a pandemic is life-threatening and, in fact, has killed hundreds of critical frontline workers — from heart surgeons to cleaners. From what I can see online, there are no accurate numbers of just how many deaths we must hold you personally accountable for.

Being Prime Minister means you are responsible for your actions. No amount of catchy slogans and schoolboy buffoonery will ever compensate for the lives lost.

Is it likely we will ever know the true cost in lives? Accurate numbers apparently being just a tedious chore to you and your cabinet of self-serving ministers.

Have you or they listened, really listened, to advice from experts and acted on it in a timely fashion, ever?

Where are you planning to get replacement key workers from? Europe?

Imagine the egg on your face if you had had to go crawling to the EU — your nemesis, which was keeping you from your dreams of greatness and imaginary riches for the Great British public — to beg for assistance, due to your party’s misconception and miserliness in their decision to abandon PPE stockpiling. To say yes to their generous invitation of the UK where testing, was concerned. To agree with the EU to get the best deal for the Brexit you and other Tories have inflicted on the UK when the Tories broke our country with austerity in the first place. An austerity that squirrelled away billions to pay for Brexit.

Brexit itself is a product of the UK’s specific economic and political history, facilitated by its inadequate institutional setup and significantly driven by austerity politics. ~ Thiemo Fetzer,

A nefarious plan, designed to trick those who were gullible enough to believe you.

You should be embarrassed by the monumental cock-up you’ve made in leading Britain’s citizens away from the best of everything we had with 27 other countries.

The EU was the oven-ready option, it always had been. You, you have thrown it away. Discarded as though it never did anything for us.

A pandemic was never going to happen and if it was, it would never impact the UK, would it? We’re impervious. With our track record of feeding cows food made from contaminated cow meat. Our expertise at our borders of stopping immigrants coming into the country to pick our fruit and vegetables and supposedly stealing our jobs. And our ability to test, track, and trace anyone suspected of having coronavirus symptoms, why would on earth would we need any assistance?

I sincerely hope it doesn’t reach the point for you, where you bend the knee to Barnier et al. Because, personally, I’d rather you were arrested, tried, and imprisoned for the lies you have prolifically told for years, for your racist remarks, for your denigration of women and the poor and, in the main, for the reckless endangerment of the population, and the subsequent deaths of 43,550 of the most vulnerable people in the UK.

I’ll leave you with some questions that have been on my mind for a while.

1. While the rest of Europe, and indeed the world — with a few exceptions — were controlling the virus, where were you?

2. When will we set eyes on your grand plan for next year?

3. Where will our, currently, inexpensive medicines come from in the future?

4. Who will ensure our food is of the highest quality and not the cheap processed or chlorinated crap the disposable poor American’s consume?

5. How will we all survive this and future pandemics?

6. What are you going to do to help restore world ecosystems, which the destruction of, through the greed of the elite hetero-patriarchs, has caused COVID-19 to jump to humans?

Here are 98 Reasons to Stay.

You might like to consider them before moving onto my final and crucial question.

Which option are you going to take Mr Johnson?

A. The one that leads to swallowing your false pride and asking for help to save the population of the UK and the rest of the world.

B. The scenario where you and your cabinet are climbing over the bodies of your dead and dying countrymen for a spot on the next Noah’s Ark.

I know which would be my preference.

Yours sincerely,

Karen Madej