Dear Medium,

Leave me the out of your politics.

Yeah, I’m talking to you, Medium Politics. Yeah, I got your emails. Go fuck yourself.

You’re a bunch of supposed “adults” who never got over wanting to be part of the cool kids in high school. Pathetic.

“We’re smart, you’re stupid!” “No, we’re smart, you’re stupid!”

That’s what you sound like. How about:

“Our candidate is awesome, we forgive him/her for being an awful human being because TV told us he/she is cooler than your candidate, and that it’s okay to hate you guys, but we want to do the OMG! OMG! OMG! dance about what a rotten person your candidate is…”

“Oh yeah? Well, we’re totally cool with what a rotten person our candidate is, since he/she is on our side and hates you guys as much as we do, but since your candidate has a different fucking animal representing them, their awfulness must be addressed as obnoxiously as possible!”

Yes. Yes, you do sound just like that. You don’t realize because you’ve had your heads up your asses for so long your ears are clogged with shit and your eyes are crusted shut.

You people are what’s wrong with the world. Any of you Americans planning on voting for Trump or Hillary just go ahead, get your squat ready because you are about to shit on peace, prosperity, the people, and yourselves. Go ahead, shit all over it. Shit on it until there’s nothing left for your children. Have a fucking shit bonanza, you brainless lemming assholes.

Leave me out of it.

Fuck Hillary, fuck Trump, and fuck you.

Thanks.