Dear Dildo,

I love you…

Dear Dildo, I love you,

I’m glad that you’re mine.

When I’m feeling horny

You make me feel fine.

I can always rely

on you to be here,

To fill up my chasm

with your silicone spear.

Whenever I’m lonely,

With no one to love

You fit right inside me

Like a hand in a glove.

Dear Dildo, I cherish

the shape of your curves

The way that they tickle

that bundle of nerves

that sit deep within

my slippery walls

whenever you wander

in my hallowed halls.

Oh Dildo, sweet Dildo,

You never cajole

Or get too impatient

to enter my hole.

You don’t ever rush me

Or make me feel guilt

If by chance I don’t come,

Or I squirt on the quilt.

You are ever-ready

to bring me sweet pleasure,

Or just stroke and soothe me

in moments of leisure.

And like a clairvoyant

You always predict

Exactly which way

I want to be dicked.

If I want it hard,

Or I prefer slow

Then like a mind-reader

You seem to just know!

We are so connected,

It’s really uncanny

The way you are so

in tune with my fanny.

I’ve had other dildos

I have to confess

But I declare, Dildo,

that you are the best.

You make me relaxed

With ecstasy sweet

That eases my tension

And helps me to sleep.

You‘re so therapeutic;

My favourite self-care

Whether teasing my love-bud

Or my derriere.

But Dildo, in closing,

And I mean no affront

I love you best when you’re

inside of my cunt.

Jupiter Grant is a self-published author, blogger, narrator and audiobook producer.

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