Dead Annoying
A poem about death

Death — ugh — he’s such a moron. Sauntering round like he owns the place. Veiled in black, lurks in the shadows, Then just like that he’s all up in your face.
He wields his scythe like he’s a wizard. Like power leaks from the tips of his bones. He’s got some weird kind of fetish, you know? He gets off on humanity’s groans.
I don’t know man, he’s a little creepy. Not too sure if he even has a name. His collection of cloaks, though. Come on kid. Don’t you know it’s not cool to be lame?
He keeps to himself in the daytime, Then springs outwards when night thus appears, Grappling with his own self-worth it seems, By clinging on to all human fears.
His only friends are the dead ones, They’ve no choice nor real chance to flee. Bound to him like the ocean to the moon, It’s — uh, yeah — a little weird, if you ask me.
I don’t know what he did in a past life, To be consigned to this deep depth of Hell. Perhaps being a loser is a sin these days? But whatever he did, it was weird. I can tell.






