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voice after an 18-minute wait What do you mean you can’t help me Sure, I’ll hold and contemplate my fate</p><p id="8776">Finally, an apologetic voice She wants the last 3 passwords for my account I've only ever had one Should I make up the other two</p><p id="90b0">Sure, I’ll hold again Glory be! I’m 23rd in line 26 minutes later, the person I need Has no time</p><p id="d4fb">Would I like to call back Sure, my time has no value But could I get some kind of answer I don’t care anymore what kind</p><p id="4629">I’ve been to this deserted land before I’m sure you know the door There’s no shade or place of rest Just a worn-out customer under test</p><p id="14df">Sure, I’ll hold again Silence so unexpected Then comes the death t

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Could I Have an Answer Please

Lost in Customer Support Land

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Oh my, you need my father’s name I can’t imagine why He’s been dead these 30 years I don’t think you’ll reach him if you try

Sure, I’ll hold again Another supervisor to find Classical music this time Sounds like broken chimes

Thank goodness, another voice after an 18-minute wait What do you mean you can’t help me Sure, I’ll hold and contemplate my fate

Finally, an apologetic voice She wants the last 3 passwords for my account I've only ever had one Should I make up the other two

Sure, I’ll hold again Glory be! I’m 23rd in line 26 minutes later, the person I need Has no time

Would I like to call back Sure, my time has no value But could I get some kind of answer I don’t care anymore what kind

I’ve been to this deserted land before I’m sure you know the door There’s no shade or place of rest Just a worn-out customer under test

Sure, I’ll hold again Silence so unexpected Then comes the death toll Your call has been disconnected

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