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“How to Tell a Joke That is Hilarious”

A plane crash strands a kindergarten ice hockey team in the woods. Too young and too dumb to have learned how to tell jokes, the children must learn how to tell a joke that makes their teammates laugh out loud to survive. If even one child doesn’t fail to laugh out loud, the child who told the joke dies. Die how? The child gets fed to the bears by the child who laughed out loud the longest, which is obviously recorded on a timer.

“How to Tell a Joke That is Not Hilarious”

When a kindergarten rowing team crashes into the woods, the team must learn how to tell a joke that makes their teammates cry out loud for at least eleven minutes. If even one child doesn’t cry out loud or stops crying before that time, the child who told the joke dies. If even one child attempts to laugh, the child who told the joke dies.

Whether or not a child gets fed to the bears is decided by the child who is a huge fan of ice hockey, who will give the other child an intense quiz full of difficult ice hockey trivia. If nobody even knows what ice hockey is, the child gets to live — and must master ice hockey on his/her own — and teach everyone else how to play, or at least, skate.

“Harrowing Choice”

Plane-crash survivors who are also a kindergarten fencing team find themselves lost in the mountains facing a harrowing choice — Should they engage in learning the lengthy joke writing process or just let the bears eat them and just get it over with?

“All is Not Lost”

Months in, with all hope for rescue lost, a kindergarten wrestling team who survived a plane crash must learn how to tell a joke without laughing while telling it. If someone laughs while telling a joke, they must wrestle to the death with the child who has never heard of ice hockey before. If everyone knows what ice hockey is, the child has to wrestle himself/herself while crying out loud, after telling a joke, which must receive the minimum amount of laughs.

“LOL and COL”

A kindergarten basketball team en route to the championship must learn how to tell a joke that makes their teammates both laugh out loud (LOL) and cry out loud (COL) at the same time — without laughing while telling it — aboard the plane before it even crashes. No one will be fed to the bears.

“No Matter What”

A plane carrying a kindergarten children’s swim team crashes into the woods. To stay alive, they must learn how to tell a joke while laughing out loud, which makes their teammates laugh out loud, too.

If the above conditions are not met, the child who told the joke gets fed to the bears by the child who doesn’t know what fencing is. If nobody knows what fencing is, the child must teach everyone how to fence no matter what, even if/she doesn’t know, yet. The child isn’t allowed to watch any YouTube tutorials to learn — because there is obviously no wifi connection in the woods. Many bears are without wi-fi.

“Dare to Fake it”

Stranded in the woods after a horrible plane crash and near death, a kindergarten field hockey team is inspired to band together and survive by choosing to learn how to tell a joke while laughing out loud and crying out loud at the same time, which makes their teammates either laugh out loud or cry out loud. NOT BOTH.

If anyone fakes LOL or COL while they’re telling jokes or listening to jokes, the child who laughs out loud the longest gets fed to the bears by the child who cries out loud the longest.

“Not a Social Experiment”

A plane crash strands a kindergarten archery team in the woods. Unbeknownst to the children, a covert group called The Cruel Jokers orchestrated the crash, and is observing them as part of a social experiment.

That’s not even the plot twist. This is the plot twist — The Cruel Jokers are all kindergarten dropouts.

Woefully bored at headquarters, The Cruel Jokers’ must play a game in which everyone tells a joke with their best deadpan face, and their team must neither laugh out loud nor cry out loud.

If the above conditions are not met, the Jokers must do the unthinkable: their team must rescue the stranded kindergarten archery team while laughing out loud the entire time until the children are safely home with their parents and the parents start laughing out loud again.

No one is fed to the bears.

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A special thanks to my muse T. Kent Jones who loves bears unconditionally.

If you have a better premise than any of the above, for crying out loud, PLEASE read any of the below — without actually crying out loud: