Constipation Consternation
A quick limerick
There once was a man from Grand Canyon
His poo, it was shy
A constipated guy
Now MiraLAX his daily companion
His wife put up a partition
She couldn’t stand his moaning
His MiraLAX-induced groaning
She’s over her husband’s condition
Their pet, a confused disposition
Ruffy, their dog
Laid his own smelly log
Didn’t understand his human’s affliction
One day there was a poo explosion
An odorous house
Killed also the mouse
Even the toilet sustained an erosion
So, finally, this limerick’s conclusion
The family left this man
Cause he broke the porcelain can
With his acidic poo liquidation