Commando in Kilts

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ando beneath, while playing bagpipes on fields of heather?</p><p id="626a">Are they served with tatties, blood pudding, and baked beans, a breakfast for the brave and hopelessly Scottish?</p><p id="8dae">Are they ginger-haired orbs resembling naked troll dolls with rounded bellies and stubby legs of plastic?</p><p id="4612">Perhaps, they’re wee bairns, peely-walley and roond, smelling of siabann and bainne cìche?</p><p id="5877">Scotch eggs, a mystery to me — and so they will stay cause Google says they’re everyday eggs, wrapped in sausage and deep-fried —</p><p id="1b74" type="7">Really? I prefer my eggs commando in kilts!</p><figure id="45f8"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/0*DhLX-yUEAWfizwGm.jpeg"><figcaption>Image Credit: <a href="https://www.widylady.com/products/i-like-kilts-go-commando-tshirt-5956?variant=1000005522919858&gclid=Cj0KCQiA2NaNBhDvARIsAEw55hgSO8-64aErpPQ5qh7mYz4cksfhGcHm43X

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Noodle Prompt / Scotch Eggs

Commando in Kilts

A silly and slightly risque poem

I REALLY WANT TO TRY SCOTCH EGGS???

so here’s a tiny poem