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Close Your Eyes And I’ll Tell You A Story
Bedtime goes digital

– Close your eyes and I’ll tell you a story.
– Don’t want a story.
– What d’you mean, you don’t want a story? You love stories.
– No I don’t. Not any more.
– Course you do, silly. What about one of your favourites? What about The Boy Who Cried Wolf?
– That’s bullshit.
– Thomas! Where did you learn that kind of language?
– From Google.
– Google?
– Yeah. We Googled it. 10 Words To Piss Off Your Parents.
– That’s awful! So when did you learn to Google?
– We did it at school.
– And that’s what you did with your teacher? Those words?
– No. Me and Mikey looked it up after class.
– How?
– On his mobile.
– Mikey’s got a mobile?
– Yes. Can I have one?
– When you’re old enough.
– I am old enough.
– Well we’ll see. But not now. It’s time for sleep. So what about that story?
– I told you, I don’t want a story.
– What do you want then?
– A list.
– A list? OK. So have you got a favourite list?
– What about … 10 Best Mobiles For Kids?
– No Tom. I said we’re not talking about mobiles now.
– Awwww!
– Tom.
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– Tom.
– What?
– How about 25 Great Ways To Get To Sleep?
– OK.
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