Chit Chat with My Cat Panda

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Panda: Can’t you see the kitty litter is full of poop and yet you’re still not going to clear it? Where the hell are my treats? Don’t tell me you spent that money to buy beer?</p><p id="6747">Me: Do you know that after recovering from your illness for a few months, you’ve been eating like a pig. The amount you eat has made me cut down on beer. There’s no more beer in the fridge because of you. I don’t even think of inviting my friends over for Christmas.</p><p id="4770">Panda: Ok ok! I will find my own ways to get tuna bites, you stingy fellow. Listen to my instructions and just follow the steps.</p><p id="98be"><b><i>Me in loading mode. Wondering what this 17-year-old cat is up to.</i></b></p><p id="c6b6">Panda: Look at your friends on Medium. They all have a link to receive tips and you don’t. You are always 10 steps behind others. So set it up like them and they might treat me one or two tuna bites tonight.</p><figure id="f1d2"><img src="https://cdn-images-1.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:800/1*FBXLZYlct5SWG3mZdm2QrQ.jpeg"><figcaption></figcaption></figure><p id="9fd8">This is just a light-hearted joke. I ha

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ve seen that there are many platforms that can be set up for tips such as Buy Me A Coffee and Ko-fi. I’m not sure which one is better and would like to hear from you who have been using it.</p><div id="6769" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/a-feline-turn-of-events-my-life-with-cats-9b616e5bb1c7"> <div> <div> <h2>A Feline Turn of Events: My Life with Cats</h2> <div><h3>I didn’t have any cats until my mid-30s when someone dumped a heavily pregnant cat outside my neighbor’s house with a…</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*_NsY3inltHyu7I51)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div><p id="051a">At the moment, I have set up a payment link using Stripe. It’s easy and straightforward.</p><p id="5ebe">Panda: Loved this post? <a href="https://buy.stripe.com/dR6cPQaaG9sU9hu000">Buy me a treat for a Purrfect day ahead.</a></p></article></body>

Here is the conversation:

Me: Why are you pacing up and down, Panda? You are disturbing my peace.

Panda: What else am I supposed to do? I’m bored to death now and you’re such a boring guy with no girlfriend and no life.

Me: If I were to have a girlfriend, I think you should reconsider packing your stuff and look for a husband. I will spend my time dating. Is that what you want?

Panda: Haha! Super crap! You’ve been single for so long. I don’t think you even know how to ask a girl out.

Me: Ok, straight to the point. What do you need, Panda?

Panda: Can’t you see the kitty litter is full of poop and yet you’re still not going to clear it? Where the hell are my treats? Don’t tell me you spent that money to buy beer?

Me: Do you know that after recovering from your illness for a few months, you’ve been eating like a pig. The amount you eat has made me cut down on beer. There’s no more beer in the fridge because of you. I don’t even think of inviting my friends over for Christmas.

Panda: Ok ok! I will find my own ways to get tuna bites, you stingy fellow. Listen to my instructions and just follow the steps.

Me in loading mode. Wondering what this 17-year-old cat is up to.

Panda: Look at your friends on Medium. They all have a link to receive tips and you don’t. You are always 10 steps behind others. So set it up like them and they might treat me one or two tuna bites tonight.

This is just a light-hearted joke. I have seen that there are many platforms that can be set up for tips such as Buy Me A Coffee and Ko-fi. I’m not sure which one is better and would like to hear from you who have been using it.

At the moment, I have set up a payment link using Stripe. It’s easy and straightforward.