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Summary

The article humorously addresses the need for change in social norms, particularly emphasizing the importance of personal hygiene and adherence to social distancing guidelines during the pandemic.

Abstract

The article, through a playful narrative, underscores the necessity of change in the context of the pandemic. It uses the metaphor of "tighty-whities" to illustrate the stagnation and discomfort of current situations that require alteration. The author advocates for a safe six-foot social distancing policy, hinting at the unpleasant experiences when this guideline is not observed, such as in confined spaces like elevators. The piece concludes with a nod to Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 for her prompt contributions to the discourse in her publication "The Brain is a Noodle."

Opinions

  • The author believes that change is necessary in society, especially concerning personal space and hygiene.
  • There is an implied criticism of those who disregard social distancing and personal cleanliness, suggesting it leads to discomfort and potential health risks.
  • The author expresses gratitude towards Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 for her thought-provoking prompts, indicating that her work sparks meaningful discussions and creative writing.
  • The lighthearted tone of the article, including a smiley face, suggests that while the subject matter is serious, it can be approached with humor and levity.

Change is in the Air or Desperately Needs to be.

Prompted to pen a short story about shorts.

MORE THAN ONE MEANING!! Photo by Monika Kozub on Unsplash

There once was a sitch ripe for changing

Tighty-whities he had been arranging

One side then the other

“Before we all smother”

We are begging, “please do some exchanging”

A safe six-foot social distancing “policy” is useful for so many reasons. When that distance is violated, say in an elevator, one often finds that others haven’t been around people, showers or laundry facilities for far too long.

That’s the long and short of it.

As always, many thanks to Lucy Dan 蛋小姐 (she/her/她) and her excellent prompts in her “egg-cellent” pub, The Brain is a Noodle.

She may rue the day she sends prompts my way. 😄

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