Carpet Surfing at 2 AM — You'll Never Guess Happened Next
There was a time when I thought I knew it all! This is one of those stories. I was twenty-two, and I had recently just graduated from a prison in Lapeer, MI. Graduating from an HYTA Prison was not honoring; the fact I made it out alive was, though. I never thought I would make it through my eighteen months at that facility. Those feelings I had walking in I can feel now. On my release date November 21st, 2018, was when I felt the most awkward level of fear I ever had before!
I’m not sure if you are aware of the saying ‘Your addiction will be waiting for you to get out on your outdate. It will be doing pushups out in the parking lot just waiting for your ass to fuckin take him in again.’
Most people do their timeout from the real world- come back out and get back to business. For me, I learned everything I didn't want to know while I was locked up. I mean I learned how to build tattoo guns out of battery-powered clippers to cut hair. I learned how to use a power cord as water boiling with the wires in the bowl of water was smart.
Macgyver was a great man, but I had a lot more experience than that son of bitch learning how to mix this drug with that one. The gift I thought of from God back in 2019 was crystal meth.
ICE CREAM
If you hear some gangsters yelling out ice cream, then you are aware they are selling drugs, right? Yeah, meth can be called many things. UP, Crank, Ice, ice cream, clear, shards, & probably a few more I’m missing. What I used meth for, sadly was to get off of heroin. I don’t know why I listened to everyone while being locked up. But I heard that if you wanted to get off heroin — using meth was the best answer.
That sounds pretty ridiculous now being sober.
Let me tell you about my night at my apartment:,)
I just rented from a friendly old guy who was very lenient; he had a great idea of me paying him for the eight months upfront. That’s what he explained he had done for other graduates so shit, I mean, if he is offering to take 2 months' rent off that's only paying for 6, Mofo! That was a steal. I was about to be at school learning how to weld and get a 6g pipe certification.
Troy, Ohio, to go to welding school at Hobart Institute.The best welding school in the country. TELL ME this isn’t FUCKd and totally bad timing or is it just what these fuckers do for a living is sell drugs. I’m at the gas at a gas station next to my apartment. I came out to 25 capsules filled with drugs and a phone number that said. “aye yo whiteboy CALL me if you want some boy or girl.
‘I just got out da joint, so of course, I knew Boy was heroin and girl was cocaine. Now the problem with cocaine is a lot of people are trying to sell meth-cut coke.
assfucks cutting cocaine with methamphetamine, it’s pretty standard of Gs.
Long story short I went off on a bad bender I had been up for 6 days I’m not joking and I fuckin started to hallucinate because I’m sorry if your judgment hurts you but I was CARPET SURFING and want to know what happened next hahaha I found I SHARD! I FOUND THAT THING AND WHAT I DID WAS stupid.
This may trigger the average IV drug user but I just blew your story out the water because I got tricked by home depot and my fuckin neighbor who had fallen on his fuckin ass an broke his hip or some shit because of it so ya know I understand you throw some icemelt on the ground you will be thrown on the other side of the mood.
You want to know how I knew it was icemelt salt to melt the snow he threw down? He was a junkie an shot up that same salt by accident because of A) staying up for days and B) he was a junkie like I was! Now I’m going to explore telling you the effects. TRUE- I felt salt run through my pours I was nervous I went to the mirror I saw a black sock it turned into a beautiful Blackbear what happened next I called my fuckin landlord at 3 in the morning and told him he was an asshole for tricking me.
Tricking you? What man I’ll be there soon!
He came inside the apartment and my hallucination stopped. I had to tell him a big lie-man I tool a bunch of mushrooms and I’m sorry I was tripping alone I shouldn’t have been.
Man you better never do this shit again!
4months later I did and OD BUT I got revived by my neighbor! Wow, that’s a different story to tell though oooooooeeeee!
I hope yall enjoyed a short story on my past negative choices that led me to a different future!
Presently I’m almost 3.5 years clean from all those mind-altering drugs that make me fuckin cry tears of joy daily an make me live in gratitude not attitude like my past POS self!
Thank you all for reading☺ I have plenty of stories to come☺