Can I Choke on Your Love Organ?
I was 17. Fresh out of high school and away, for the first time in my life without chaperones to the summer orientation of the University I’d be going to that fall in 2002.
A group of us that got on well the first day and were sitting in the room of this guy, whose name I can’t remember now, in Howe Hall on Dalhousie University’s campus, chatting and laughing about our senior year of high school.
They were all Canadian and I was the only foreigner, so I was the exotic enigma to them all. The conversation veered toward the sexual experiences done thus far. Turns out, by no surprise, I was the least experienced.
Still a virgin at 17. Still chaste in every other way besides enjoying the touch of my own hand while watching copious amounts of porn. They were all surprised. I smiled. I was so self-righteous back then about being a teen nun. Chaste and pious, well sort of.
I prided myself on being pure. Well, as pure as you can be after experiencing sexual abuse as a child but in my mind, those violations did not count toward my sexual meter of experience.
There were four of us, 2 girls, 2 guys even. The guy whose room we were in was hot in a sense that boys back home just didn’t come like that, at least not at my school. He was tall, urban, had the build of a basketball player, blonde, though he sported a buzz cut with green eyes. My teenage self was in my white boy fetish heaven.
When they asked if I’d at least experimented with oral sex, I said no, never. Back then the idea of putting some guy’s cock in my mouth just did not appeal to me. All I could think about at that time was how unwashed and pee-stained it was.
Though that night I was feeling reckless, and the thrill was intoxicating. So, when they suggested that Vanilla Ice should give me a quick dick-sucking lesson I agreed.
Though I’d watched enough porn and gotten a full verbal lesson from my cousin a year before to know the mechanics of giving good fellatio. I was an eager student.
Oddly enough my room was next door to his so we slipped in there. He sat on my bed and took his pants off. He had a beautiful penis, good length, great girth, it was as perfect as penis shapes go.
“Don’t use your teeth. Hold it by the base and move your mouth up and down while sucking. You can move your hand up and down like this at the same time.” He instructed while demonstrating his preferred stroke. I nodded and got to work.
I took him into my mouth and instinct took over. I wasn’t shy. I felt like my inner sex goddess awakened at that moment and I took all of him into my mouth and pushed until my lips touched the base and pulled back slowly, in a long suck.
The moan that escaped his lips was fuel to my fire. Encouraged I kept him in my mouth and swirled my tongue around the head before sucking hard.
He announced he was coming not long after a few strokes and suction combos. Not in my mouth. It was my first time so I wasn’t ready to taste it. I was praised for being natural at fellatio. He asked me a few times if I was serious about that being my first time. I beamed. I wanted to do it again.
We returned to his room where he couldn’t stop gushing about how good it was to have my lips around his cock. So, we did it again.
That summer I became a cock-sucking superstar. It was my way of not losing my virginity. Fuck my mouth was my mantra. I still felt self-righteous about being a virgin.
My mouth was fair game.
Who needs cock-sucking advice?
Earlier this week Huff Post published 12 Oral Sex Tips on How to go Down on a Guy the advice came from sex experts. After 17 years of sucking cock, I feel like I’m a pretty good authority on the subject. I had a read and a good laugh. Some of the advice was good and some were a novice level.
Reading the article though made me think of my first time and was the inspiration for oversharing in this post, but for the sake of being candid, I thought maybe my experience and sage advice could help someone that’s just not a good cock-sucker.
Oral sex is not an option. It should be treated as the main event of foreplay, a great way to take sensual breaks during all the pounding, and crescendo of the grand finale.
To do it well, keep it memorable and to excite your partner follow these fellatio rules:
1. Sheath your teeth behind your lips. Never ever use your teeth while giving oral sex unless it is to give a gentle, feather-light, teasing caress.
2. Don’t view fellatio as a chore. Listen nothing is more deflating to the libido than someone that isn’t exuberant about performing oral sex. Get excited about giving your lover pleasure. Trust me you will perform better when you are enthusiastic about it.
3. Don’t rush the experience. This is not a race. Take your time. Draw it out to maximize his pleasure. Give it passion. Modulate the pacing from slow to fast to moderate to slow.
4. Look at your lover while you do it. Trust me. It could be his undoing. Show him much you enjoy it. Guys love to watch you while you devour them so meet their gaze unabashed, snatch his soul.
5. Don’t neglect his balls. Pro tip: the scrotum needs love too. Stroke his length while you take his balls into your mouth, hum on them, rub your tongue around them and suck. He’ll fall apart under your ministrations.
6. Let him fuck your face in different positions. This is my favourite. Sometimes it’s good to just let them hold your head while you’re on your knees and pump. Or while you’re laying in the bed with your head slightly off so he can enter your mouth and plunge deep, which is so good for deep throat. Let him sit above you and fuck your face. Just experiment with all sorts of positions to keep it exciting for you and him. Don’t be afraid to deep throat and choke a little.
7. Lick that perineum. Do you know that space between his ball sack and his anus? There! When you’re tea bagging him (balls in your mouth) just run your tongue across his perineum and show it some love.
8. Drink from the life-force fountain. Don’t be afraid to guzzle his nectar. If you’re worried about the taste tell him to eat sweet fruits beforehand like pineapple and mango. Makes it taste sweet. Besides, it’s a great source of protein.
9. Focus attention on the head. It’s where he’s most sensitive. Suck, swirl your tongue on it, lick it, just move your mouth up and down on it before taking all of it into your mouth again. Alternate your suction from hard to light pressure.
10. Suck it from flaccid to hard. Use your mouth to enliven his pleasure stick. You don’t have to start with it hard, just make it hard by giving him slow sucks and licks.
Starting with oral during foreplay should be a given, but you can do it in between switching positions too and then when you know he’s close sucking him until he releases and then he can return the favour. Practice makes absolute perfect when it comes to being a pro at fellatio.
Just slob on that knob like the sex goddess you are!