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Bruno and the F-Bomb!

I find your comment perfectly apt and exactly what I wanted to say but couldn’t be bothered.

Some people call me lazy. Well, actually, only one person. Read more about her here:

Which I’m not of course.

Lazy, I mean.

No way.

No…No…No, not I.

My stories with the “F-Bomb” used to be at the top, now they’re way down the list

It’s a different “story” with my responses:

My top two responses have cuss words in the title

By the way I am preparing an essay on the C-word; about why it is the “worst” cuss word on this side of the pond.

Another story idea is “I F*”#ing love the Medium Statistics Page”.

Don’t anyone dare steal my idea or I’ll leave Medium in a huff and then return a week later.

Been preparing the essay on the c-word for years.

But yet you guys (and some women, I presume) think about it and its attendant pleasures every 20 seconds, so they say. (Lucky I’m not like that!).

I wonder how they measured that. Probably with the same instrument that showed that 94.5% of our communication is non-verbal.

Which brings me to:

I first read it in a book called “Plato and a Platypus walked into a bar” — explaining philosophy using jokes. Here it is:

LAUGH -a-minute: learning philosophy through jokes.
Lesbian
Cowboy
Joke
F Bomb
Prudish
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