Bringing a Swiss Army Knife to a Howitzer Fight
Marketing lesson from a swim race gone wrong… like really wrong
A self-described “bit overweight” 23-year-old, who we’ll call Andy Winneriss, decided to take swimming lessons to try and trim down.
A few weeks in, the instructor had the class do an exercise where they had to swim the length of the pool as fast as they could.
Being a competitive fellow, Andy decided this would be a race between him and another guy in the class, who was a good 30 years older than Andy.
Andy was the “winner” of the first sprint, barely edging out the older guy.
But in the 2nd, 3rd, and 4th sprints, the 50-year-old won. Andy was none too happy about this.
So for the fifth sprint Andy decided he was gonna give it all he had… which he thought should include using his arms “much more vigorously.”
Turns out, he used them with a little too much vigor.
About halfway through the sprint, he felt pain like he’d never experienced shooting through his right arm.
Poor Andy had flapped his arms so hard he dislocated his shoulder and ended up in the emergency room.
All because he decided to “compete” against this older guy instead of focusing on his real goal: getting in shape.
But things like this can happen when you lose sight of who your competition really is.
A similar thing happened to a former client of mine, Al Shoyou.
Al was a personal injury attorney in LA… about the most competitive niche in about the most competitive local market you can find.
He runs a small firm with a small marketing budget (at least compared to some of the big firms in LA that spend tens of thousands or more a month on Google Ads alone).
When Al Shoyou first contacted me, he wanted to go head-to-head with the big boys and show them a thing or two.
I advised against it, explaining he wasn’t going to be able to compete with his budget.
It was the truth, but it wasn’t what Al wanted to hear. So he hired another firm. One that whispered sweet nothings into his ear about how they’d help him dominate Google Ads.
About 6 months later, he got back in touch with me cuz things weren’t going so hot. He’d dumped 5 figures into Google Ads and maybe got one small-ish client from it.
But most of his money disappeared like crypto held at FTX.
Al Shoyou was beaten and battered and licking his wounds.
This happens when you’ve got a Swiss Army Knife and try to go head-to-head with competitors using howitzers.
But to Al’s credit, he wasn’t ready to give up. He hired me to try a different strategy.
One where we carved out a small niche for him in 2 markets near LA where there was less competition. The big firms largely ignored these areas so Al could stand out.
By focusing on this smaller region, he got a nice 2x — 3x return on his investment.
As much as I’d love to tell you that you can compete against any and all competition, it’s not true. Realistically you’re just not gonna be able to compete head-to-head with the big, deep-pocketed boys and girls (at least out of the gate).
But you CAN succeed by focusing on a small, specific segment of your market.
It could be geographic, as was the case with Al Shoyou.
Or it could be demographic or psychographic.
Whatever it is, the key is focusing on a small segment of the market…
… one that has an itch you know you can scratch…
… one you get to know REALLY well…
… one you target with messaging that shows you understand them deeply and can scratch that itch better than any of your competitors — big or small.
This is a race you can win.
It’s not about trying to beat the howitzer-toting crowd… it’s using your Swiss Army Knife to strategically carve out pockets where you can get the results you want.
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