Fiction
Breath Mints
Take one. Go ahead.

“Look,” I said, snatching the tin out of her hands, “there’s no way I’m letting you in.”
She reached for the tin.
“Ah ah,” I said, holding it just out of her reach.
She sighed. “Stop being an asshole, Denny.”
I smiled at her, lowered the tin, popped it open, grabbed a mint.
She just shook her head.
“He doesn’t want to see you,” I said. “He is a busy, busy man.”
“Can I have my mints back?”
I tossed the mint in my mouth, slid the tin into my pocket. “They’re almost gone,” I said in between bites. “You may as well just buy a new pack.”
“They’re three bucks each,” she said, staring into my eyes.
Sheesh. Maybe I was wrong. Maybe she liked me. I smiled back at her. “I’ll buy you a new — ” [cough] “ — pack tomorrow.”
“Be careful,” she said. “They’re strong.”
Now my throat was burning. I reached for my pocket but I couldn’t keep my fingers together. I couldn’t keep my legs together. Somehow, I was on the floor.
She squatted beside me, patted my head, slid the tin out of my pocket.
“Oh, hey, Denny?” she asked as she stood, my vision losing its focus. “Does the boss like mints?”






