Breaking News: Next Monday All Idiots Will Be Revealed in Germany!

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of our society safely. Fortunately, there is Corona.</p><p id="d443">In her boundless wisdom, the German government has decided to start a comprehensive intelligence test for the population when the infection numbers rise sharply.</p><p id="9348">From March 20, 2022, the obligation to wear masks indoors will be dropped. This means that from Monday, March 21, we will be able to shop in supermarkets without masks for the first time in almost two years (in Germany, supermarkets do not open on Sundays, so we will not see the effect of the big intelligence test until Monday).</p><p id="9186">This plan is ingenious. Everyone who is halfway sane and doesn’t consider science the devil’s work will continue to wear a mask in the supermarket even after this deadline, because of course they don’t want to catch it and risk a long covid.</p><p id="ce1f">All the others, the members of the I-Am-A-Idiot movement, on the other hand, will happily drop their masks and celebrate their supposed victory in the supermarkets of the country.</p><p id="130d">Personally, I’m betting on considerably more than a third of morons, but I’m happy to be surprised. But, of course, less than a third would be a positive surprise.</p><p id="782f">I can’t congratulate the government effusively enough on this br

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illiant move. You can’t even get such valuable information about the composition of society from an official census.</p><p id="82b6">I’m already excited. It’s like shouting out loud somewhere: Who is an idiot?</p><p id="4e9f">And a dozen people raise their hands and shout. Me!</p><p id="ca63"><b>Read every story from René Junge (and thousands of other writers on Medium).</b></p><p id="a9bd"><b>Your membership fee directly supports René Junge and other writers you read. You’ll also get full access to every story on Medium.</b></p><p id="c906"><b>Just click here and get tons of exiting and fresh content every day.</b></p><div id="c26d" class="link-block"> <a href="https://renjunge.medium.com/membership"> <div> <div> <h2>Join Medium with my referral link - René Junge</h2> <div><h3>As a Medium member, a portion of your membership fee goes to writers you read, and you get full access to every story…</h3></div> <div><p>renjunge.medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*g6pbhMZPAq86667m)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Until now, we didn’t know exactly how many complete idiots were running around in our country undetected. The government now wants to change that.

The German people have a unique opportunity ahead of them. We will be the first country in which, from a specific date, all the idiots will become visible at once.

This has not worked in elections so far because by no means every idiot goes to vote.

The idea that you simply allow a few radical parties to be elected to see what percentage of idiots vote for these assholes has never really worked out. After all, no one knew for sure whether the non-voters were now to be counted as idiots or whether they simply had essential appointments that kept them from voting.

Therefore, we need another way to determine the idiot percentage of our society safely. Fortunately, there is Corona.

In her boundless wisdom, the German government has decided to start a comprehensive intelligence test for the population when the infection numbers rise sharply.

From March 20, 2022, the obligation to wear masks indoors will be dropped. This means that from Monday, March 21, we will be able to shop in supermarkets without masks for the first time in almost two years (in Germany, supermarkets do not open on Sundays, so we will not see the effect of the big intelligence test until Monday).

This plan is ingenious. Everyone who is halfway sane and doesn’t consider science the devil’s work will continue to wear a mask in the supermarket even after this deadline, because of course they don’t want to catch it and risk a long covid.

All the others, the members of the I-Am-A-Idiot movement, on the other hand, will happily drop their masks and celebrate their supposed victory in the supermarkets of the country.

Personally, I’m betting on considerably more than a third of morons, but I’m happy to be surprised. But, of course, less than a third would be a positive surprise.

I can’t congratulate the government effusively enough on this brilliant move. You can’t even get such valuable information about the composition of society from an official census.

I’m already excited. It’s like shouting out loud somewhere: Who is an idiot?

And a dozen people raise their hands and shout. Me!

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