Boys With Boobs Might Be Just That… Boobs

Summary

A study suggests that certain personal care products containing lavender and tea tree oils may lead to breast development in boys, with various humorous and anecdotal impacts reported among those affected.

Abstract

Research published in the "New England Journal of Medicine" indicates that exposure to lavender and tea tree oils in shampoos, soaps, and lotions can cause gynecomastia, or the development of breast tissue, in boys. A follow-up survey revealed that a significant portion of the affected boys experienced a decline in academic performance, potentially due to increased self-preoccupation. Additionally, some boys faced practical challenges, such as difficulty in checking their shoelaces, while a few claimed victories in wet t-shirt contests. The article humorously suggests that scientists skeptical of these findings might be dismissive due to their own preoccupation with the subject, implying that they either possess, are preoccupied with, or embody the characteristics of breasts. The author lightheartedly concludes by expressing a personal intent to self-examine for signs of the condition.

Opinions

The article presents a tongue-in-cheek view of the scientific findings, suggesting that the researchers critical of the study's small sample size might be too focused on the topic of breasts to conduct proper research.
There is an implication that the boys who developed breasts spent more time focused on their new physical attribute than on their studies, as evidenced by the reported lower grades.
The mention of boys having trouble seeing their shoelaces alludes to the idea that the breast development might cause physical self-consciousness or obstruction.
The claim of winning a wet t-shirt contest by 2% of the boys introduces a humorous element, poking fun at the unexpected consequences of the condition.
The statement, "you know I have eyes, too!" suggests a level of frustration or annoyance among some boys about being objectified or treated differently due to their breast development.
The self-referential humor in the conclusion, where the author considers checking their own reflection for untied shoes, underscores the article's playful tone regarding the entire issue.

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Boys With Boobs Might Be Just That… Boobs.

A study in the “New England Journal of Medicine” found that certain shampoos, soaps, and lotions containing lavender and tea tree oils can cause boys to develop breasts. In a follow-up survey to shed light on the effects of the Journal of Medicine study the following was reported:

75% of those boys who grew breasts had lower grades — apparently, they spent less time studying and more time feeling themselves up.

37% had trouble seeing if their shoelaces were tied, untied or velcro.

2% claimed to have won a wet t-shirt contest

22% had told somebody at least once, “you know I have eyes, too!”

27% reported that after getting themselves drunk, they went to “second base”. With themselves.

Several scientists warned these findings were based on too small a sample to be considered factual. However, those researchers may just be boobs. Or have them. Or be too busy playing with them to undertake studies.

Either way. Boys with boobs may just be boobs. I’ll get back to you after I find a mirror to see whether my shoes are untied.

BOY BOOBS

Boys With Boobs Might Be Just That… Boobs

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