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Bosnian Man Gets Pissed At Wife And Turns House Into a Gravitron

Woman doesn’t answer husband fast enough so he puts house on a turntable

Srbac, Estonia, Bosnia-Herzegovina

Vojin Kusic, a 72 year old resident of Srbac, Bosnia gave his wife the ultimate statement of love. A house on a turntable.

“I asked my wife, “Where do you want the window in the kitchen?””

“She replied, ‘I don’t know,’” but in whatever language Bosnians speak because we live in Bosnia.

“WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING WINDOW!” Vojin demanded. “When she froze up I scream at her, “I PUT WINDOW EVERYWHERE THEN!””

Six years later he finally built his wife her dream home.

When we asked Vojin Kusic’s wife what she thought of the final product, Kusic replied, “She loves it!”

“It’s just taking her a while to get used to the DJ who sits in the middle playing Pink Floyd’s The Wall while the house rotates.”

Reporting for MuddyUm from Hollywood. This is Hogan Torah.