‘Boomers, Bitches and Babes’ is OPEN
Welcome ladies and our official logo is the 3B’s.
We are ready for your unpublished drafts, but first I need to explain a few points and most of these are common to every pub, but a few of these are exclusive to this pub so. please. read. this. carefully.
**The title is not meant for you to Self-Identify. I can’t stress this enough. I picked it because it came to me it in 2.3 seconds and it was cute and funny and I like the honest vibe it puts out. Also as females we are all called by these names at some point or another.
Guidelines for Submission:
It should go without saying, but I won’t accept any stories that are hateful, racist, political, blah blah or in any way disparage a writer/reader on this platform. If you disregard this, I will also remove you as a writer altogether.
**Make sure you have private notes turned on so I can reach you if I need to.
1. Please edit your work, or use Grammarly. I’m not picky about lay-out or formatting as long as it looks neat. I will try to fix obvious typos or misspellings if I catch them. If your work doesn’t make any sense, I’ll contact you. “Um excuse me, but we’re you drunk?”
2. I will not accept any stories from male writers, like they would want to write on here anyway?! (Sorry guys, this pub is exclusively for estrogen and post-estrogen females. (catch ya later).
3. All stories need a title and a subtitle. I want at least one picture used after these and all images must credit the source and/or the photographer where it came from, Unsplash.com etc. You must also add alt-text to the image.
4. I am pretty much open to any submission as long as it’s interesting and or, whimsical, funny, creepy, emotional, true life stories, a sassy poem, a pic you want to share and write about, a memory, a hurdle in your life, a rant, growth experiences, recipes, a ‘this ain’t no shit piece,’ a fiction story, or Bible verses. I will not publish anything over 12 minutes. AND I WON’T CENSOR YOUR WORK. SO, THIS MEANS YOUR WORDS WILL REFLECT SOLELY ON YOU.
5. Both long and short pieces are welcome here, but please, no one liners.
Picture what you would want to write/read as you relax at home in your most comfortable clothes with your hair down, no make-up, barefoot or in your dog eared slippers, with your favorite beverage. When you are anxious to read or write something to or from your sister, your bff, your favorite aunt, or your work buddy after hours.⛅ And remember both misery and happiness are best shared!
Please add ‘the 3B’s’ as one of your tags.
I will do my best to read your story and get it out ASAP.
If ‘Boomers, Bitches and Babes’ sounds like your kind of place, then please comment to this with: Add me as a writer (and include the link to your profile) otherwise called your Medium handle and I will get you added quickly. This is very important so don’t forget to do this or your work will sit in my dustbin and YOU will call me a bitch, but I won’t deserve it.
I am planning to put out a newsletter once a month, so look for it.
Happy writing and I’m looking forward to reading your pieces!
