Hate Wrapped in a Bow

A one-woman show

Traitor rhymes with Hater Witchcraft Teen You’re the Meanest Mean Girl You’re their Queen Teenage Dirtbag Dream Hand me the Whipped Cream

I hate Fucking Comicon So Extreme Pick a Theme Did you Hear?

Hot babe bitches will be Near Hatercon The Gorgeous Mess Is who they are Hating On

Read it and Weep That’s right the Mess Ain’t Cheap

Extravagant is what I’ve Been Told Grab you by your Neck Call that a Chokehold

Slim Shady’s Back Fuck I gave you a Heart Attack

Triple Bypass as you lay Upon the Table I will watch over him Doc He seems a wee bit Unstable

I tried to stop his IV Drip The nurse Walked In Started to Strip I am just about to Dip

Doc walks In Cum on his Chin I don’t know where the fuck this Dude’s Been

Okay I’m Ready Would you like Marinara sauce on your Spaghetti?

Will the Real Slim Shady Please Stand Up We are going to need you to pee in this cup Yo, doc I thought we were Cool What the Fuck

Now everybody knows I’m High Hater-con is today You that chick Kira is my best Alibi Watch me Fly

As she stands there signing Love to Hate She sees me, and I Ejaculate Must be Fate The Mess says you Straight I'm Arrested The bitch shrugs, “Haters Gonna Hate.”

Thank you for reading! If you enjoyed please read some of my other poem’s posted below. God Bless to All:

Kira Dawn/March 09, 2021/All Rights Reserved