Beware of the Bunnies!

Easter Breakfast This or That

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Brett Jenae Tomlin has caused me sweet dreams and nightmares with this prompt. Use caution as you read on if you are fearfully triggered by images of terrifying rabbits or triggered in other ways by thoughts of cream.

This or That?

1. Breakfast or Brunch? First of all, is there really such a thing as “brunch”? It’s about the time of day, right? What if I decide to eat breakfast food at six p.m.? Is there a “brupper” or “brinner”? Don’t be ridiculous. There’s no such thing as brunch. It’s a silly term for people too lazy to get up early, so they end up eating breakfast at 11 a.m. but don’t want to admit to being lazy so they’ve coined the term brunch to sound intentional and sophisticated.
2. Bunnies or Chicks? “According to some sources, the Easter bunny first arrived in America in the 1700s with German immigrants who settled in Pennsylvania and transported their tradition of an egg-laying hare called “Osterhase” or ‘Oschter Haws.’ Their children made nests in which this creature could lay its colored eggs.” history.com Why are these idiots teaching children that bunnies lay eggs? Chickens lay eggs. Are the bunnies stealing chicken eggs and coloring them? What monsters! The chickens come back to their nests and say, “Those aren’t my eggs; they’re blue!” These eggs will never be sat on again, hence preventing little chicks from being born. In essence, these rabbits are stealing children. Someone needs to put an end to this reign of terror! Oh, I guess I never answered the question. I like bunnies.
3. Chocolate or Jelly Beans? Chocolate increases dopamine levels. I like being happy.
4. Solid or Hollow? I agree with Julia A. Keirns — the hollow ones somehow taste better.
5. Bacon or Sausage? Umm… neither? No, I don’t care much for bacon (an audible *gasp* can be heard throughout all of America). Am I un-American? Some might say so. I don’t like apple pie or baseball either (the gasping continues as people’s lungs fill to capacity and begin exploding). Give me a nice, big, juicy sausage.
6. Real or Candy-Filled? Well, you already know about my feelings about the monstrous egg-stealing rabbits, so let’s fill some plastic ones with candy and hide them.
7. Hard-Boiled or Soft-Boiled? I like ’em hard…real hard.
8. Natural or Dyed? It’s natural right now because I don’t go out much, but right before Pride, I’m dying it. Do you think I’m gonna let my silver show and reveal my age? I don’t think so.
9. Pancakes or Waffles? Pancakes can be a bit too greasy for me. Plus, they’re no good reheated (or in the toaster, like Denise Kendig says). I like homemade waffles. I got a mini waffle maker for Christmas and I made chocolate waffles that were delish!
10. Syrup or Berries’n Cream? Hmm… a hard one. I like the sound of both. It just depends on my mood. I pick syrup most of the time, so I’ll go with that.
11. Day Drinking or No Drinking? NO drinking? What’s wrong with you? I don’t need that “It’s five o’clock somewhere” excuse. It’s 11 a.m. here and I’m drinking now!
12. Carrots or Carrot Cake? I don’t like raw carrots much. You can leave them for those disgusting egg-napping rabbits.
13. Cinnamon Rolls or Hot Cross Buns? Don’t get me wrong, I like me a pair of hot buns, but I’ll take cinnamon rolls for breakfast.
14. Beans or No Beans? For breakfast? Uh… no.
15. Steak or Salad? I’ve never really liked steak much (all the men whose lungs didn’t explode earlier have now died).
16. Cream or Sugar? Oh Brett, don’t do this to me! For my coffee, I need both! Oh, dear… I’m gonna need a minute. I’ll come back to this one… Okay, I’m back. If I can’t have both in my coffee, I’ll have to use a different reference. I’ll take cream — in my mouth, on my face, wherever you want to put it.
17. Rain or Shine? I love the rain (🎶 It’s rainin’ men! Hallelujah, it’s rainin’ men 🎵), but the sunshine is not as enjoyable to me unless it’s warm outside. Adrienne Beaumont is the only one I’ve seen who has chosen rain. I guess I’ll go with “shine” for the kiddies and their Easter egg hunt.
18. Business or Treasure? Like Pamela Oglesby, I’m not sure about this question, but I do like getting down to business if you know what I mean. And who doesn’t like treasure? Treasure it is!
19. Bags or Baskets? I like baskets and as Randy Pulley says, this is EASTER! Of course, it should be baskets.
20. Siesta or Play All Day? At this point, I need a nap.

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