HUMOUR
Benefits of Snoring!
Well, there must be.
Snoring is the action of — at least — one sleeper making snorting or/and grunting sounds during their sleep. If the other sleeper(s) in the room are also snorers or heavy sleepers, the sound may be ignored and the benefits of snoring are missed.
In this analysis, we will approach the benefits of snoring from both snorers and someone who sleeps(!) next to the snorer’s point of view. We will think that snorer can’t help snoring but the person next to the snorer has a light sleep and their sleep is disturbed.
Benefits to Snorer
- The snorer will know how much they are loved because sleeping is one of the most important needs of a living being. If the sleep is interrupted, but the snorer didn’t have something thrown at them means they are loved, and they must know it.
- The snorer has the advantage of practicing their musical abilities during their sleep. All the channels on their heads are on duty. This can provide a great advantage if the snorer is pursuing their musical aspirations.
- The sound that comes from the snorer is a sign of livelihood. So nobody has to worry; they are not dead.
- There is a potential that the snoerer may have some audience appreciate a sort of concert.
- There is a theory that what snoring does to the snorer somehow strengthens the heart and brain, what google says.
Benefits for Someone Who Sleeps Next to the Snorer
- Snoring can be a great tool for someone who doesn’t snore or/and have heavy sleep to measure how much they love the snorer. If your sleep is interrupted continuously and you didn’t turn into a zombie and still love your partner you know how you know it.
- Breaking your sleep to pieces you know the length of the night. Wow! You will be amazed by how long we sleep per day!
- You understand the importance of uninterrupted sleep. Appreciate it very much when you have it.
- You will be proud of the deserved fame of your snorer partner or a roommate.
- Snoring may actually be good for that person. Isn’t that good news!
