Basic Instinct: Are These Comebacks Punchier Than Unpredictable?

Where Can I Find a Stone?

I’m very — ”Unpredictable?” she says, in unison with him.

Thug 1: I used to be, yes. Then they started expecting the unexpected. Unexpected had to go through an identity crisis. Long story short, it’s hard.

Thug 2: Nah, but someone in an asylum is.

Thug 3: Yeah, but I’m on a break now.

Thug 4: Trying hard, thanks for noticing.

Thug 5: Horny

Thug 6: Sesky

Thug 7: Prime

Thug 8: Thanks for paying attention.

Thug 9: Disappointed.

Thug 10: This is going to be Biblical.

Thug 11: My chisel just made a new commandizle for you. Never sit on a grown man’s lap at the mall. Are you listening?

Thug 12: Diabolical.

Thug 13: Blue.

Thug 14: Purple.

Thug 15: Kla Kla Kli Kli Klu Klu Kleru Klulu Klau Klam Kla Kru thru ….

Thug 16: I can’t think of anything clever to say. Give me a few moments, please… How about- Name is Dexter, honey. I’m hotter than your drama. If you had been watching me, you’d have predicted what’s gonna happen now.

Thug 17: tired of acting in this movie. They don’t even pay me well.

Thug 18: Impressed.

Thug 19: Fascinated by bees. Doesn’t mean I’m gay though. Are you listening?

Thug 20: And I thought my jokes were bad.

Thug 22: Confused.

Thug 24: Pissed.

Thug 25: Not yet. How about we continue this conversation tomorrow?

Thug 26: Sober and not having fun.

Thug 27: Until I find my compass.

Thug 28: Sorry I didn’t bring rubber. But I did bring enough plastic.

Thug 29: curious. Why are you not naked?

Thug 30: puzzled if you have any eggs saved for me in the fridge.

Thug 31: Yes, my choice depends on the choice of others.

Thug 32: concerned that you are concerned (shows a live video of her hard-earned bills getting burned) now about your financial situation. You shouldn’t. You and I are serving the society.

Thug 33: You need a lesson on the value of human life. I wanna play a game.

Thug 35: curious why you’re so body-conscious and why you’d want to give me all the money you have in that locker. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m hotter than Dexter.

Thug 36: Close to perfecting the music that would help flies see circular patterns are beautiful.

Thug 37: Sure you are in love. Check your pulse. By any chance is the password Sher?

Thug 40: impressed. But I need to be more impressive than that. Or not.

Thug 41: You wanna redict, dict, dict, dict, dict, dict.

Thug 43: What do you think?

Thug 44: Depends on a variable in Waterworld.

Thug 45: I see the need for a change.

Thug 46: Smart. Can I offer you a head massage?

Thug 47: 47% there.

Thug 69: uncomfortable in the position you put me in, but sure.

Thug 79: Glad I finally found you, mom. Got some milk, honey?

Thug 80: desperately trying to say something. Could you shut your hole for 10 seconds?

Thug 83: Vara pora. Thenga kandichappo oru piece vellathi poyi. Vevuvo entho.

Thug 84: Nee enthu thengayaadi ee parayunne, enikkonnum manasilaavunnile.

Thug 85: How about a tea break?

Thug 86: Yep, no clue where I’m going. Gods are looking for clues as well. They’ll never find it though until I find it.

Thug 87: clue raised to clue

Thug 88: I found 3 clues. Will find more. Start bidding already.

Thug 88: Kerippodi pithakkaadi

Thug 89: Oh my God, I’m the bullet, he’s the gun.

Thug 90: Oh my God, take your pants off

Thug 91: No, politically correct. I disagree with every other thugs.

Thug 92: Let’s have a thug fight.

Thug 93: Don’t thug hate on me. Thug hate on other thugs.

Thug 94: Much in love.

Thug 95: Ekandachandrike

Thug 96: Nidravihinangallo

Thug 97: Poyikkidannurangu penne

Thug 98: We can all rest when we are dead.

Thug 99: Deadly

Thug 100: Worried about Ravana.

Thug 101: Fiery

Thug 102: CID, escape.

Thug 102: Could you reach 911?

Thug 103: Sad battery’s gonna die soon.

Thug 104: much in need of a charger. 11 KV, please.

Thug 105: You’ll get it in Lakeshore Hospital. Can you pretend like you’re having a heart attack? You know who’s there. Your favourite Dr. Xavier something.

Thug 106: I shall have my revenge. In this life or the next.

Thug 107: You die only when you’re forgotten.

Thug 108: What’s the question again? I’m sorry, but there’s a lot of noise around.

Thug 109: Trusting. I trust you more than I trust my senses. Senses, sensibilities, sensitivities.

Thug 110: engaged with a stupid question. If you try to lose, and end up winning, are you the victor or the loser?

Thug 111: Unnstoppable. Unnbeatable. Ajith.

Thug 112: I know him. His father sure didn’t always choose his words wisely.

Thug 113: This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

Thug 114: Joker wins. Rest in peace. Order. Order.

Thug 115: No rest until kilikal rest. Judge, you’re under arrest.

Thug 116: He’s not the judge. He is a she, a psychiatrist in love with the Joker.

Thug 117: 116 is right. Every other number is wrong. Case dismissed.

Thug 118: Stone is feeling ignored, sorry, honey, I’ll take that question, and every other question you have. The answer to your question is [Drumroll] I don’t know. I’ll find the answer soon enough, I’ll let you know. Here’s my number: 8921873771. But if I find myself to be unpredictable, it might change.

Thug 119: No worries, Stone, I’ll follow him and keep you posted.

Thug 120: 119, I’ll see you in Hell.

Thug 121: Hell yeah! When you get there, can you post selfies on social media?

Thug 122: Much into social media these days. How about the handle: hellofaview

Thug 123: Nah, hellofawoman

Thug 124: Nope, heavenofawoman

Thug 125: Nahin nahin, takemetoheaven

Thug 126: That’s stupid as fuck, how about readytofuck

Thug 127: I’m ahead, everreadytofuck

Thug 128: Let’s discuss this later, someone is waiting to get fucked. Hey Stone, sorry, I got lost in thought, no, I bet you predicted what happens next.

Thug 129: Let her wait, this conversation is seskier.

Thug 130: Learn to spell first.

Thug 131: scared of witches. But you’re very sesky.

Thug 132: Something’s burning.

Thug 133: hot.

thug 134: or not.

thug 135: close to knocking on your door.

thug 136: He won’t. Unless I let him.

thug 137: kilis rest. I don’t like questions.

thug 138: I do.

thug 139: Dumb, you don’t ask someone to marry you on the first date. Let me rephrase it for you: I love questions, and that’s a very good question. How can you be sexy and smart, and not the Queen?

thug 140: You’re dumb if you think she’s the queen.

thug 140: I hereby declare that Honeybee is the queen.

thug 141: Thank you 140, now declare me king.

thug 142: All declarations are hereby declared to be invalid.

thug 143: Was that a declaration? Here’s the new declaration: Thou shall not have any other declarations before me.

thug 143: How about after? All books shall be burned. Class dismissed.

thug 144: shiva shiva, kutti angane onnum parayalle. jyothishakaaryalayam correct aayi predict cheyyum.

thug 145: jyothishanmaaril sherikkum main njananu.

thug 146: Avan aalu sheriyalla. Jyothishanmaarum shariyalla, jyothishavum shariyalla. Motham kallanmaara. Avaru parayanathonnum kelkkalle.

thug 147: Not exactly. I’m going for a swim. Need to catch a whale. Catch you later.

thug 148: He didn’t intend that pun. I did.

thug 149: Game over. John Kramer closes the door.

thug 150: I had the key duplicated.

thug 147 is back: Sorry to keep you waiting. Didn’t find any whales. They must be well informed.

thug 148: I am.

thug 149: Why aren’t you on my plate?

thug 150: The cook is late but here at last. Please wait.

thug 151: Waiter’s here. How can I serve you today?

thug 152: Here’s your termination letter. You’ve been served.

thug 153: I wrote that letter.

thug 154: I invented that letter.

thug 155: I invented every letter including u.

thug 156: You’ll need a few more letters for me.

thug 157: You don’t even have a letter in you.

thug 158: Wrong. I have detailed files.

thug 159: File manager’s here.

thug 160: Burn that file. Done? Thanks, you’re fired.

thug 161: kalangeella

thug 162: Mindanthiri. Avalentho chodichu. Choru venonnayirikkum

thug 163: Chorim kuthi irikkana paranje

thug 164: No, I follow my schedule religiously.

thug 165: Me? not really.

thug 166: In my imagination. And you’re in it.

thug 167: ayaal pichum peyum ezhuthukayaanu. Please don’t disturb.

thug 168: Now, that’s disturbing.

thug 169: Found another one to make it awesome.

thug 170: I’m that one. Please don’t mind 1 and 0.

thug 171: Did you predict Return of the King?

thug 171: Return to your apartment and watch porn.

thug 172: Hardcore.

thug 173: That’s hard.

thug 174: Njane roominnu our vanam vitta chennu pottunnathu nintem ninte ammommede appoppantem annackilaayirikkum.

thug 175: Shajiyettante nenjathu karangi thirinju varum.

thug 172: Yes, I may turn into an Ant-man.

thug 172: Turn 180 degrees.

thug 173: No, my compass knows what I want.

thug 174: Yes, I lost my compass.

thug 175: Langadahanam. Colorayittundallo.

thug 176: What do you think? Does this shade look good on me?

thug 177: Depends on the time of the day.

thug 178: No, I’m just the mantainance guy. Can you send me lift to 22 when you’re done with the drama? I’ll wait.

Thug 179: I’m just a lift that need to be under maintainence.

Thug 180: You probably know my fear of closed spaces.

Thug 181: