My Elegant Kitty Cat

My cat has standards!

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Picture this:

A feline dominatrix waltzs into a luxurious fine-dining restaurant, wearing a white dress shirt, a pair of stunning white boots, and a shiny black leather jacket. The clocks seemed to pause as the felines gazed upon a well-known hussy, her durable Memow brand boots were notorious for ball-busting. Her usual clients were married men, and some were even eyeing her down as she made her way through the restaurant.

“Disgusting,” a female feline muttered as she walked past, hoping Miss Dominatrix would hear her.

“You said it, ” her husband nodded in agreement, “Disgusting!”

However, without his wife’s knowledge, he received a special order of ball-busting on the night he said he was going bowling with the boys. At least some part of his story was true. He did go bowling that day, well…his balls did.

Miss Dominatrix takes a seat by a window in the corner of the restaurant where a thirsty waiter wastes no time greeting her.

“I’ll have dry tuna and egg, hold the raw please,” she ordered.

The waiter was staring intently at her big, white boots, but quickly snapped out of the trance when she purred.

“Will that be all miss…” the Siberian cat trailed off.

“Jazzy Classy, ” she winked. But of course, he knew this, his balls were aching to get under those hefty stylish boots!

“Meeoow,” the waiter’s tongue got caught in his throat. “It’ll be right out miss Jazzy Classy.”

Jazzy smiled and began to groom her face. The waiter headed off to the kitchen, but before he crossed the threshold, his eyes lingered a bit too long, delighted at how Jazzy Classy swayed her tail.

Soon enough, the waiter stumbled out of the kitchen with a funny walk and a silver platter in hand.

“It’s on the house,” the waiter placed four ounces of cat food on the counter, meowing, loudly when his paw grazed Jazzy Classy’s.

“Sorry, I don’t know what came over me,” he scratched his ear in embarrassment.

After carefully surveying the platter of food, poking her nose around it, and using her paw to toss some pellets around, she took two small bites before speaking.

“I would like a to-go bag please,” she purred in his direction.

The Siberian waiter smiled in anticipation. “Right away miss!”

He scurried into the back, earning a hiss and a growl after unintentionally spilling milk on a couple’s fancy coats. He didn’t seem to care, his mind was lost in a daydream of being dominated by Jazzy Classy.

Okay okay….My imagination got the best of me here♓🐟.

Inspired by the one and only Jazzy Classy, her fascinating cat behavior is displayed in this video I captured of her this morning.

It all started with my laziness in action. I would shop and leave plastic bags on the ground for days at a time. I know… I know… bad behavior Willow!

But something amazing happened.

Jazzy Classy would use a plastic bag to cover her food. Now I read online somewhere that cats would scratch around their bowl, attempting to bury their food and keep it safe from predators or rodents.

But I never witnessed a kitty cat using a plastic bag to cover their food!

Now that is why Jazzy is so freaking Classy!!

Until I hear her munching on the plastic, then I have to stop✋🏾!!!

But do tell me, normal cat behavior, or is Jazzy Classy innovative?!

Side note: I’m starting a YouTube Channel….Finally!! I will be uploading art and cat videos. More art than cat. I will also post here talking about my art (don’t like talking about art, but hey let’s try something new!) clipping a video at times.

Here we are: Willow Reed YouTube

Make money online because I don’t want to get a ‘real’ job, Let’s GOOO!!!!!

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Willow 💖♾🖤