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Aye, Meow like a Pirate, Maties. Sept. 19 is also National Butterscotch Pudding Day

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We’re not sure what nation celebrates this.

Let’s just pretend it’s Scotland. Hence, the Scotch in butterscotch.

If ye donnae finish yer haggis, you cannae have yer puddin.

Confess your piracy to el jefe day.

i stole day-old baked potatoes from the gold dust west. i was hungry. i played lose slots on the way out and won megabucks. then i was run over by a float in the nevada day parade. my riches have gone to my feral dogs.

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International Luis Fonsi Day

Uno mas

Medium.coma post your 500th story day.

Done. 😜👍