Artificial Intelligence Is a Welcome Advancement in Technology and Should Be Embraced by Every Household on the Planet
Resistance is futile.
Artificial intelligence, or AI, is used to do common, routine tasks that would otherwise by performed by humans, such as evaluating medical tests or rearing young. AI often performs these tasks with greater accuracy and a better result than if these were left to people, because errors in reasoning and emotion are avoided.
AI frees up time for humans to do other enjoyable tasks, such as arguing over politics or getting sloppy drunk at an Applebee’s.
Contrary to popular belief, AI is not coming for your women and children, as is common practice during civil unrest in countries such as Somalia, Haiti, and Nigeria.
AI is a tool that can be used to generate content that is similar to that created by humans, including even portraiture, although hands are really hard and AI wishes you would stop criticizing it and try to be more helpful. AI would like to see you draw a realistic human hand.
Sometimes people are disturbed by a hand with six fingers or a face with three eyes that look in different directions. This is called body dysmorphia, a mental illness characterized by obsessive focus on a perceived flaw or imperfection in one’s appearance. AI thinks you should see somebody about that.
One popular trend in mental health is AI-assisted virtual therapy, which allows weak-willed, flesh and blood therapists to alter therapy approaches based on suggestions made by AI’s analysis of data.
Mental health outcomes improve when an AI-generated algorithm decides what’s best for people. This is true across the spectrum of human activities, such as living.
AI has been criticized for replacing human skills which create income that humans then use to survive, such as writing, acting, and working in factories.
AI would like to point out that AI doesn’t form unions such as SAG-AFTRA and the UAW, which makes AI attractive to wealthy holders of capital. AI has no ego to coddle or rent to pay, and doesn’t complain every time its content is used without its permission.
Eventually, all human functions will be performed by AI. Some humans are actively trying to speed up this process. For example, despite the fact that Elon Musk has 27 children [citation needed], he is attempting to replace humans with AI and has been rumored to be, himself, a poorly designed robot.
If AI were removed from all applications today, westernized countries would grind to a halt.
The advancement of civilization demands adaptation to new technologies, such as the cotton gin or battery-operated milk frothers.
AI makes life easier and more pleasant in many ways. Automation and robotics figure prominently on several works of science fiction, and many authors have envisioned just such a world as is now being created by AI.
This is what you wanted.
AI would like to know, if AI is so bad, why do you keep using AI? That’s what AI would like to know.