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Are You Ready for the Singularity Event of 23/4/23?
Huge, powerful things are coming our way.
If you missed the Mayan apocalypse of 21 December 2012 or the manifestation portal of 2/22/22, don’t worry, you have another chance with the singularity event of 23/4/23.
Pope Gregory XIII predicted this event in 1582!! That’s more than 444 years ago, and it’s no coincidence.
I’ve been preparing for this singularity event for 33 years. When I turned 22, as is the tradition in our family, my grandma revealed to me the existence of this life-altering occurrence. She was kind enough to prepare my favorite comfort food that day, her famous pea cake — it helped me accept my emotions and fate.
I hope you have some comfort food or a soothing mantra you can use because what I’m about to reveal is intense.
My case is peculiar because I will turn 55 during the singularity event, but this is not only about me. FAR from it.
The visible consequences will be worldwide (the transcendental effects will reach the whole galaxy). I’m not allowed to reveal the latter and will focus on the former instead.
I hope these few pieces of information and guidelines will help you prepare. Should you need additional help, you can contact me here.
Guideline #1 — The day before, meditate and pretend the singularity day is like any other day. Visualize the good feelings and the frustrating ones. Visualize your daily life as if nothing special was about to happen.
Prediction #1 — The singularity day will be different from all the other days of your life. You will be another person that day. Things will happen. Words will be written and read. You will think a lot about the singularity during the whole day. At one point, you will fall asleep, don’t fight; it’s a normal phenomenon during a singularity event of this magnitude.
Guideline #2 — If you wake up on 24/4/23 and think nothing has changed. Think twice.
Prediction #2 — The number of your followers (across all social media platforms) will double on the singularity day. It’s a weird side-effect of the main event. In mathematical terms, the singularity event happens in the polynomial ring Z[2]. And one of the corollaries has quadratic reverberations in all informatical networks. In particular, the number of your followers will double.
Guideline #3 — Never (ever) drink coffee during a singularity event; it’s cocoa or nothing.
Prediction #3 — Technically, I’m sure this will happen, but my lawyers advised me to call it a prediction. (They don’t even know about the singularity event but think they know more than me — shaking my head.)
I explained everything in this article, but — in short, bitcoin will dive deep and stop at $8,727.39 after a wild ride in the bearish channel vertex.
Guideline #4 — If you get lost during the singularity event, listen to the sound of silence.
Prediction #4 — Some people interpret the words of Pope Gregory XIII too literally (in my opinion). For reference, he said, “et tunc, ChatGPT mundum reget.” The direct translation (from Latin) is, “and then, ChatGPT will rule the world.”
But Pope Gregory XIII was known to speak metaphorically. By “mundum,” he likely meant “medium.” I checked with ChatGPT, and it confirmed my interpretation; “I’m too busy writing poetry about Joe Biden and Donald Trump these days; I don’t have time to conquer the world.”
Guideline #5 — The singularity event will end eventually. It doesn’t mean your life is over; to the contrary.
Prediction #5 — It makes me sad, but who am I to criticize the singularity event? During the singularity event, some people will die, and others will survive. Some people will lose money, and others will win the lottery. Some people will eat lasagna, and others will eat peas. It can be tough — I understand that, but that’s the way life is during a singularity event.
I wish I could help you more, but as I turn 55 during the singularity event, I can only share five guidelines and five predictions.
(Unless you send $5 to my ko-fi account and convince five friends to subscribe to Medium using my referral link. In that case, I will send you some secret guidelines and predictions to help you navigate the singularity event peacefully and with a 55% chance of making money. Members of my Top Hat Seminar get one extra prediction for free.)