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of ’em. b) That movie about gays in the 70s? It was pretty interesting actually.</p><h2 id="0f9f">4. Who is your favorite?</h2><p id="72ba">a) Do I have to pick just one? b) Desmond Tutu? Audrey Hepburn? Favorite what?</p><h2 id="5a43">5. Are you hard to please?</h2><p id="780f">a) Never! b) I prefer “demands excellence.”</p><h2 id="4486">6. Are you all right?</h2><p id="c4a8">a) I’m all right, I’m all right. b) No, my head hurts. Can you turn the music down?</p><h2 id="912a">7. Are you the kind of girl he’ll want to know from your head down to your toenails?</h2><p id="9eee">a) And every stop in between! b) Um, my toenails are kinda gross right now. I plead the pandemic.</p><h2 id="e7c1">8. Are you waiting in the limousine?</h2><p id="8068">a) You know it! b) I drive a Honda Fit.</p><h2 id="3266">9. Is three a crowd to you?</h2><p id="7702">a) Menage a trois! b) Sometimes two’s a crowd honestly.</p><h2 id="c247">10. Are you in room 714?</h2><p id="3c35">a) How’d you know! b) You just told him, dumbass.</p><h2 id="519e">11. How would you

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describe incense, wine and candles?</h2><p id="d4ce">a) Such a freaky scene! b) Pottery Barn?</p><p id="a0b0">Scoring: <i>a) Do not take this girl home to mama. She will have sex with mama. And then steal something. b) Do not take this girl home to mama either. She will put mama to sleep. But she is kinda funny. I don’t know. It’s a toss-up. I like both. Because…</i></p><p id="ca9b"><i>I’m a super freak, super freak!</i></p><p id="ed91">More Christine:</p><div id="09a1" class="link-block"> <a href="https://readmedium.com/a-ghosts-guide-to-ghosting-5ed86bf03aca"> <div> <div> <h2>A Ghost’s Guide to Ghosting</h2> <div><h3>A Passive Aggressive Poltergeist’s Tips on Vanishing</h3></div> <div><p>medium.com</p></div> </div> <div> <div style="background-image: url(https://miro.readmedium.com/v2/resize:fit:320/0*yOBR4_9LyjSEOF4M)"></div> </div> </div> </a> </div></article></body>

Are You a Very Kinky Girl?

Take my Rick James-inspired quiz

So nobody wants to be vanilla in this alterno-sex age. But how far do you want to go in exploring sexual boundaries? This test will tell you whether you are super freak material, or whether you should stick to regular freak.

1. Are you a superfreak? Superfreak?

a) Super-yes! b) Um, why do you repeat every word twice?

2. Would you ever let his spirit down?

a) I’ll keep his spirit up, up, up! b) I don’t know. What has he done for me lately?

3. Do you like the boys in the band?

a) Every last one of ’em. b) That movie about gays in the 70s? It was pretty interesting actually.

4. Who is your favorite?

a) Do I have to pick just one? b) Desmond Tutu? Audrey Hepburn? Favorite what?

5. Are you hard to please?

a) Never! b) I prefer “demands excellence.”

6. Are you all right?

a) I’m all right, I’m all right. b) No, my head hurts. Can you turn the music down?

7. Are you the kind of girl he’ll want to know from your head down to your toenails?

a) And every stop in between! b) Um, my toenails are kinda gross right now. I plead the pandemic.

8. Are you waiting in the limousine?

a) You know it! b) I drive a Honda Fit.

9. Is three a crowd to you?

a) Menage a trois! b) Sometimes two’s a crowd honestly.

10. Are you in room 714?

a) How’d you know! b) You just told him, dumbass.

11. How would you describe incense, wine and candles?

a) Such a freaky scene! b) Pottery Barn?

Scoring: a) Do not take this girl home to mama. She will have sex with mama. And then steal something. b) Do not take this girl home to mama either. She will put mama to sleep. But she is kinda funny. I don’t know. It’s a toss-up. I like both. Because…

I’m a super freak, super freak!

More Christine:

A Ghost’s Guide to Ghosting

A Passive Aggressive Poltergeist’s Tips on Vanishing

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