Apples are Better for Women Then Y’all are Thinking

#2Dr. Knowitall — Research Is in (YEEHAW) & you're going to want to hear this!

Hey there apple lovers and BBC folks! Did you all know that eating apples can actually boost sexual pleasure in women? Yup, you heard that right guys & girls & They’s & Them’s! A recent study by Italian researchers, published in the journal of Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics, revealed interesting findings for us humans!

Here’s what these fuckers done, the researchers I mean; they gathered 731 healthy Italian beautiful looking women with vaginas who had been looking for a quick way to make a buck; between the ages of 18 and 43. They had to pay each one of them. The Amount? Unknown my friends!

They split them up into two groups - one that ate apples more than once a day, and another group that ate less than one apple a day. Then, they asked the women to fill out a Female Sexual Function Index (FSFI) to evaluate their apple-to-sex appetite. WEIRD?

The results were pretty intriguing! The women who consumed apples more frequently reported way higher levels of sexual arousal. I mean, who would have thought that such a simple fruit could have such an impact on someone's life?

Who would have thought a bunch of women or men at that matter could be 100% honest on a fucking survey that they knew before going in what the test was about..I mean come on! The Ultimate Facts in America must be running to a standpoint.

Personally, I think it’s pretty awesome that something as common as an apple can have this kind of effect.

I wonder what will be next a banana? JESUS COULD you imagine..

The FSFI survey asked them to answer 19 questions about their sexual activeness, from the frequency of their sexual engagements to their overall satisfaction. Those who ate more apples had increased lubrication and sexual function. According to the study, "daily apple use is associated with higher FSFI scores in sexually active female patients, thus increasing their lubrication and overall sexual function." These researchers think the sexually stimulating apple consumption may be because apples contain Phloridzin. This critical compound mimics the female sex hormone Estradiol, which plays a huge role in making that vaginal region more wet than the Niagra Falls! So, apples improve sexual function because of all the polyphenols they contain, which help stimulate blood flow to the genitalia and vagina, making it easier to climax.

Guess what else contains sexually stimulating Polyphenol and antioxidants!!??

Chocolate

This tasty treat also helps women become aroused and also has heart-healthy benefits in previous studies thanks to the resveratrol compound found in both.

What is Resveratrol?

1. Resveratrol is a compound found in certain plants, such as grapes and berries.
2. It is known for its antioxidant properties, which help protect cells from damage caused by free radicals.
3. Research suggests that resveratrol may have various health benefits, including reducing inflammation and lowering the risk of heart disease.
4. Some studies have also shown that resveratrol may have anti-cancer properties and could potentially help in the prevention and treatment of certain types of cancer.
5. Additionally, resveratrol has been linked to improved brain function and may have a positive impact on cognitive health.

While more research is needed to fully understand the effects of resveratrol, it is an intriguing compound that shows promising potential for improving health and well-being. Aside from the sexual stimulation, you can reap plenty of other benefits from apples:

1. The bountiful benefits, for example, can be attributed to the apple’s high-fiber content to protect against Parkinson’s disease.
2. Eating one also helps achieve a whiter smile by producing more saliva to reduce tooth decay.
3. It can detox your liver by clearing toxins with fruits, and one study found women who ate an apple a day decreased their risk of diabetes by 28

Wow who would have thought apples are Magic;

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