Another Dead Egg

Another hero dies an untimely death at the hands of the Whopper. Will he ever be stopped?

Click here to start at the beginning. Or go hungry.

Ronald Misses Breakfast

Egg McMuffin sat on the wall. Egg McMuffin had a great fall. All the Clown’s burgers, and all the Clown’s men couldn’t put Muffin together again…

As thousands of fries line the streets, and thousands more watch from home, all hoping to pay their respects, a lone figure walks into Bojangles, and orders another hit as the Fast Food Wars continue At the Border.

All characters, products, copyrights, trademarks, service marks, etc, remain property of their respective owners.