An unexpected Heavenly communication

The most unusual inspirational idea I have ever had.

From the Desk of the Director of the Southwestern USA Department of the Lifetime Events Corrections Division.

A Cooperative Company with no owners and no incentive other than to help you achieve your highest potential and to help your soul create healthy and memorable life experiences in line with the deepest Love emanating from the Creative Force.

Dear Human Occupant of this body,

Just Kidding.

Dear Mark:

This letter is sent to your pineal gland is to inform you that we have done what we could here. Our 1,000-year shift is over. It’s not that we don’t love you, but we have after-lives of our own to get back to.

Honestly, I felt compelled to write you directly. I feel guilty leaving so much work for you and your crew, but there is only so much that can be done in a single 1,000 work shift. I don’t think even you are aware of how much CRAP you’ve been through.

CRAP, as you will learn when you start your shift, stands for Critical Life Redirecting & Altering Phenomena. It’s those events that happen in our lives that were unintended by the Creative Force, or those events which altered a person’s life redirecting them away from their best path.

These events, of course, have to be corrected so that a soul may continue on its path in its afterlife as specified by the Creative Force. After all, we love you and everyone. There are many who actively work against the Creative Force on Earth. It seems as though they had a bug up their ass about you, specifically.

During my 1,000 years working in the Southwestern USA Department, I have never seen another case file anywhere near the size of yours.

Those who are spiteful, jealous, and envious of the good intentions of the Creative Force singled you out most mercilessly. I’m sure that you noticed.

As you probably have guessed by now, we don’t normally send communications to individual souls, but considering the workload volume of your case, my reassignment away from this Heavenly Department, and your eventual post into this group (Surprise!), your case is one of the special circumstances where I can, no must, break the rules and communicate directly with you.

You may think that there is no love in this world.

You may believe that you’ve been abandoned by the Creative Force. You may believe that you are on your own in a cruel and heartless world with no support. However, I need to assure you that we’ve done as much as formerly-humanly possible to rectify what we could in the carnage that was, excuse me, is your life.

I have to tell you that we here at this office have never been more intrigued. Your current life must have held some great and purposeful wonders and achievements that we can be fairly certain now that you will never see or receive as intended during your life. I extend my deepest and most sincere heartfelt apologies for this.

However, this cloud that has reigned over your life does have a silver lining.

Once you get to work, I’m sure you will understand what I mean. When your life ends, that doesn’t mean that your life has ended. Everyone, every soul is given the opportunity to achieve their highest potential in what we call around here, “the cleansing phase.”

I know that even you, with your propensity for and great power of imagination, won’t believe me when I tell you of the wondrous things coming to you. Your trust is shattered.

Your believe in yourself has been beaten out of you. Your life has been one non-stop traumatic emotional roller coaster that seems to speed along from one unjust and tragic setback to the next without a pause to catch your breath.

No one around you understands that now. Trust me, when they see your case file, they will.

It is in this spirit of recognizing the CRAP you have endured that you would not believe the amount of CRAP we were, with intensive and focused effort, able to flush out of your life.

You think your life was horrible as you experienced it, mister. Whoa boy, you would never guess how much CRAP those who work against the Creative Force had planned for you to endure. Talk about vindictiveness.

We had to send several of your life events upstairs to our Regional Division of the Americas. They, in turn, had a select few life experiences which were escalated to Our Heavenly Headquarters that oversees Spirit Safety during their Earthly incarnations.

I know you don’t know it, man, being mostly unnoticed on Earth, but you have made headlines intergalactically regarding the situations which have arisen around your singularly horrific Earthly life. Needless to say, you don’t carry the memories of these experiences. They were deemed too extreme and were stricken from the record and thus, removed from your life.

With all the CRAP you’ve been through, would you believe that technically you’ve been through more than that?

As you will come to discover when you take up your post in this Department, things are not always what they seem. Time here operates very differently than it does down there.

Speaking of time, I have just been informed that I am out of it and must end this communication. I would say “I hope life finds you well” but I know better. I know things work out for you eventually, if not in the end, then after the end.

The Creative Force has already made that determination and will not be thwarted by a handful of rebellious miscreants who make it their life’s goal to increase the suffering of others in that already punitive nasty hellhole you call the Earth.

I know that you still have unmended issues regarding what I am about to say, but please know that it is meant with love and care: Try to take care of yourself.

Know that even if it seems like we are working against you, we are, as always as with every soul, working for you.

Although you don’t know me, I know more about you than you.

I know you will take that as it is meant and not the wrong way as many Earthling humans do. It is in that spirit that I have included with this letter a copy of the transcript of my outgoing speech to the press core. I hope it brings you closer to me, as I have grown close to you.

I would be honored to meet you face to face one day as we continue on this great cosmic journey of ours. Until that day comes, take care my friend.

Sincerely,

The outgoing Director of the Southwestern USA Department

A Department of the Lifetime Events Corrections Division

[Transcript]

I have seen things that cannot be unseen.

I have experienced great joys and great sorrows alongside you.

The 1,000 years I have spent with the Southwestern USA Department of the Lifetime Events Corrections Division have been among the most memorable of my after-life.

I have made many good friends and I am certain that our friendships will grow stronger over the next 1,000 years.

I am now off to attend my final 10 year debriefing covering every soul incarnate in the Southwestern USA division to ensure a smooth transition to the new incoming Director.

Hopefully, that will be followed by a lifetime of enriching vacations spent at ease on a spiritually enlightened yet still entertaining planet.

The Creative Force knows I need a break.

Thank you for a thousand-thousand years of memories helping to assist millions of lives rectify their grievances and restore the damage done to their souls as they bravely incarnated on the Earth.

I look forward to sharing my experiences with you on the intergalactic lecture circuit after I return from a well deserved rest.