An Ode On That Oldie

Never mess with that old guy

There once was an old man in a supermarket.

In his hands was a whole packet of chocolate.

“A sure thing for his age,” said a brat to his mom.

The old man gave a mean look to the boy and then ignored him.

But his mom responded,” Hey mister, I would have just enjoyed it as light humor if I was in your shoes.”

He replied: I would also have enjoyed it better but only if you would consider my pants instead of shoes.

She was frozen for a moment.

The old guy smiled and said, “That’s some light humor for you to enjoy for some time.”

He then pointed to the boy and said to the mom, “And don't forget to buy him some chocolates.”

The boy thereafter knew the importance of minding one’s own f***ing business.