All True-Crime, All Fake-Sorrow!
More Fake News from that Scoundrel who we love to hate, and hate to love
oops my mistake, he really did take those poems so no fake news after all!
Again he hits the same spot, another page full of This is Just to Say parodies.
And Again — it seems the only person less innovative than someone parodying William Carlos Williams is the Scoundrel stealing their parodies to turn into silly visualizations on the internet!
And these two — from http://apblankenship.pbworks.com/w/page/10030848/Parody%20Poems#StudentsomuchdependsPoems which still exists. Wow, all the examples exist in this editions.
A nice selection of poetic parodies and stolen fruit — but now for something a bit different.
A LOVELY MESSAGE FROM THE SCOUNDREL
Dear Friends,
When I am out looking around and I find something of yours that I just need to take because it is good, sweet, and deliciously cold — I’m sorry for following my passion.
But it is a lot of hard work, ok well it is pretty easy, you’re still asleep, dreaming of delicious plums — I’m eating those plums, crushing your dreams. OOPS, my bad.
Still as enjoyable as this is, doing bad things and acting like I’m sorry about how much I liked doing them, sometimes you want to have musical accompaniment that matches your activity.
I like music as much as other people do, and that’s why I have a super cool playlist to share with you in case you want to go out and steal someone’s fruit and then leave them a fancy note on creme colored paper showing off your sweet calligraphic skills, as I often do.
The Scoundrel who steals fruit and Apologizes Insincerely can be found here
