HUMOR

All Of India’s Problems Just Got Solved!

Praise the Almighty

India just got rid of gender discrimination, color complex and saved all its women.

In one fell swoop.

How is that?

Fair and Lovely has just been renamed Glow and Lovely.

The fairness cream is used like sunblock even by 70-year old men.

It wasn’t ever the cream you go secretly buy, you poor dark girl, ‘thinking of yourself as ugly’ little girl.

How do educated people who ran the campaign to get it renamed think? Didn’t they just end up confusing people? India has a harsh sun. If you don’t use a sunblock you are done for. You’ll burn. Fair and Lovely isn’t India’s biggest problem by far. Changing the name is just makeup.

Forget the Corona update. Banish depression due to lock-down and job losses.

All is saved. Fair and Lovely just got renamed, bro!

Disclaimer: No Fair and Lovely isn’t paying me for this. Even they aren’t that crazy, they’re just doing lip-service to some pseudo-intellectuals.