Alabama, you’re welcome. Sincerely, Black People.

Well, Doug Jones won.

And white people continue to disappoint. I knew white men would vote for a pedophile, but a whopping 63% of white women did, too. Not to mention that Moore thought families were united during slavery, but I’ll save that for another post.

I got a few things to say about that.

I wrote off white male Republicans a long time ago, especially Trump supporters. I knew they would support anyone on the Republican ticket — even someone who trolls shopping malls for young girls.

I’m concentrating on white women who thought having their state represented by a pedophile was a great idea.

To these women I say, black people did you a favor. Your daughter could have been interning with this man and become his next victim. Your daughter could have had his hand forced up her skirt and made to touch his penis. Your daughter could have had her head forced to his crotch and her breasts groped.

How the hell does none of this bother you?

You’re mothers, grandmothers, sisters, wives, friends. Yet you voted against girls. You vote against women. How long before Senator Moore would have preyed on them?

White pedophile supporters, I hope you come around so you can do me a favor…

Thank a black person for coming to the rescue of your backwoods state. Ask them if you can buy them a cup of coffee, a meal. Hell, ask them if you can buy them a car. Because they saved you. Black people are always saving white people. What a thankless job.

To the white people who voted for Doug Jones, great!

Now come get your people.