Ah, Rebirth

Summary

Doctor Funny's monthly prompt is "Rebirth," encouraging writers to explore themes of renewal and transformation beyond the spring season, often with humorous and explicit content.

Abstract

The latest Doctor Funny monthly prompt, "Ah, Rebirth," challenges contributors to think beyond the typical associations of rebirth with spring. The prompt is introduced with a vivid and humorous analogy involving a baby emerging from a birthday cake, suggesting a birth-like renewal. The article playfully discusses the concept of rebirth in various contexts, including the aftermath of a difficult childbirth, the end of a relationship, and the reawakening of interests or creativity. It also references a previous "wholesome 12-word challenge" by Dr. Kristine Laco, indicating a pattern of engaging and unconventional writing prompts. The tone is irreverent and comedic, using strong language and explicit imagery to provoke and inspire submissions from the community of writers.

Opinions

The author uses a humorous and shocking tone to discuss the concept of rebirth, likely to entertain and provoke thought among readers.
There is a clear challenge to writers to push boundaries and explore themes in creative and unexpected ways, as seen in the previous month's word challenge.
The article seems to celebrate the idea of transformation and new beginnings, even when they arise from uncomfortable or embarrassing situations.
The author's mention of "those lollipops you had to go to emergency to rebirth from your asshole" suggests a satirical take on societal taboos and personal anecdotes.
By encouraging writers to share their stories, the author values community engagement and the sharing of diverse experiences.
The reference to the "Dr. Kristine Laco Wholesome 12-Word Challenge" indicates a recurring effort to inspire writers with unique and thought-provoking prompts.
The author's casual mention of membership and subscription suggests a desire to grow a dedicated readership and support the platform's writers financially.

It’s not just for spring

Look at that baby coming out of that birthday cake. That is beautiful, ain’t it? http://static.thefrisky.com/

Rebirth is generally associated with spring, but that is fall-ist. So this month on Doctor Funny, we’re gonna get out of that vagina of summertime’s cocoon, and bring you the blood-covered goodness that even an episiotomy can’t fix.

For those unicorns who had to look that up, I’m talking to you Adam Robinson, here is a definition. TW — put down that jammy toast.

episiotomy: (noun) a surgical cut made at the opening of the vagina during childbirth, to aid a difficult delivery and prevent rupture of tissues and any erections for the following six weeks

Yeah. That happens, LOTS. Her vagina that fits only what you give it, becomes a gape-ing cavern large enough to clown car a litter of puppies.

But we were talking rebirth. Born again. The reawakening after naptime. The rejuvenation of spending your morning running from your partner who found your jizz tissues under her pillow.

Ah, the serenity.

Rebirth is your prompt, Interns. Write us your sunshine-y stories of how your read statistics need a fucking EpiPen to wake them up.

Give us your thought-provoking tomes about those lollipops you had to go to emergency to rebirth from your asshole when “you fell on them” at your child’s third birthday.

Tell us about how your inappropriate snuggles with your sister’s stuffed koala rebirthed your interest in inanimate objects as “play things.”

Tell me how you tried and tried and tried to rebirth your penis, but the ice cream on the pie you were fucking froze your nutsack and made it impossible to finish. Good news is that the pie was still delicious and it came complete with floss. (You figure out what that means.)

Rainbows.

I will leave the rest to you, dear writers. You almost always amuse me, except when you don’t.

This month Christopher really outdid himself by reprinting my wholesome list of twelve words plus one. I giggled knowing the miscreants at Doctor Funny will not go quietly into this good night. Bring it on!

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A DOCTOR FUNNY MONTHLY PROMPT

Ah, Rebirth

It’s not just for spring

The Dr. Kristine Laco Wholesome 12-Word Challenge

My, how the turn tables…