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</div><h1 id="cfbc">Don’t tell me medium writers don’t write with emotion</h1><p id="495b">I can be funny too, albeit unintentionally:</p><div id="1f60" class="link-block">
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<h2>Is he a handyman?</h2>
<div><h3>Has he cracked open a book or two in his lifetime?</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="3278">To my astonishment, three people (all men) found this hysterical:</p><div id="af9d" class="link-block">
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<h2>Don’t Get Fucked Over</h2>
<div><h3>Warning: Stay away from a woman like this. ¶
Open letter to Prussian Blue ¶
Hey, I hope none of this happens to you…</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="45b5">Can you see me here? Do you think this really happened? Or is it some bullshit fluff I spewed out to entertain the masses?</p><div id="9b6b" class="link-block">
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<h2>You Broke Me And You Left Me For Dead</h2>
<div><h3>You will never let me be happy, you will never leave me be.</h3></div>
<div><p>medium.com</p></div>
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</div><p id="1a51">And there’s plenty more where that came from:</p><div id="87bf" class="link-block">
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<h2>Happy Fucking Mother’s Day</h2>
<div><h3>Happy Mother’s Day, You Cruel Excuse for a Parent ¶</h3></div>
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</div><p id="202d">I have simply blocked the worst of the listicle authors and advice-givers. Unfollow just wasn’t cutting it.</p><p id="c178">I do hope you like my stories and I would be ecstatic if you were to respond to any of them.</p><p id="4e9e">Mother of Fuckin’ Jesus, I have pecked out a whole story on my phone and I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet.</p><p id="2085">Yes, it’s a first draft ;-).</p><p id="5d05">What? My cut-out-the-sermonizing comment got twenty views in a couple of hours?</p><p id="2000">Yes, that was a cranking-up of the shameless-self-promotion engine.</p></article></body>
