About Me — Brandon Ellrich
Who else were you expecting…Dolly Parton?

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If you read anything that I write, you will find me there. Inside my fictional tales, aspects of my own personality are found within the characters. My poetry is sometimes deeply personal, though not always obvious. Even the humorous ones are hiding parts of my life, my family, or traumas that I’ve experienced.
So, if you want to read something deep and tragic, read Mouse Without Tale
Maybe that’s not what you want to find out. Perhaps you want to know the lighter side, what’s on the surface, the statistical information: where do you live, what do you do for a living, are you married, what are your hobbies? etc.
I live in Missouri–misery, as some refer to it. I’ve lived here my entire life, and sometimes that is a regret. Overall, I think it’s an excellent place to live. I have felt miserable, at times, but that has not been due to my logistical environment. If you are lonely, depressed, or unhappy, these feelings may be only temporarily assuaged by a change in location. No matter where you go, you take yourself with you.
I’ve had several jobs and a few career changes, but right now I am working as a freelance writer. I just began this venture a couple of weeks ago and it’s going well. My first article, published on calmingdog.com, is called Let Anxious Dogs Lie–On the Best Anti-Anxiety Dog Bed.
I am single, and if you have read my posts recently, you probably already know this. Single and looking? Well, I have found the best time to find someone special is when you’re not looking. Yes, I would like to be in a loving, committed relationship, but I don’t see any prospects on the horizon, so there’s that.
I’m gay. Maybe I should have written that before I said I was single because I’m sure I built up the hopes of countless single ladies and I have now dashed their dreams to smithereens. I’m kidding, of course. I do not, nor have I ever viewed myself as very attractive, so any time I write anything that comes off as arrogant, it is likely sarcastic.
I love tennis, pickleball, ping-pong, and board games as well. I play the alto saxophone (but not in years), piano (quite often), and the basics of a few other instruments. English is my primary language, but I know a little bit of Spanish and I’m fairly proficient in ASL (American Sign Language). Can “proficient” be qualified or quantified?
I have two cats, Zak and Zoe. They are very entertaining and are the subjects of several posts. I consider myself to be a bit of a “cat whisperer,” if you will (or even if you won’t).
How long is this supposed to be? It’s over four hundred words. Are you tired of reading about me? I should certainly hope so.
I have heard many Medium “experts” say that writers should have a niche. I do not and I don’t intend on specifying one. I write a lot of poetry, fictional short stories, an occasional movie review, posts about my cats, articles about Medium (those always seem to be most popular), articles about self-improvement, psychology, etc.
One of my posts that has done very well so far is Clap, Comment, or Follow?
Are we done yet? Well if not, you can follow me and interact with me through my posts and I’m sure we’ll get to know each other better. Until then…
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